I got plenty of these...
Why do we drive on a 'Parkway' and park on a 'driveway'?
Why is it whenever I vacuum, wash and wax my car, it rains or snows?
Why is it whenever I want to go to bed at a decent time, say 9 or 10, one of the kids refuses to go to sleep?
Why is it whenever I am on the phone, that is when the kids want/need something?
You ever been hit in the head with a gun? Shit hurts o.o I'm jesting, though. That's something I"ve never thought about!Why is it If superman can't be hurt by bullets, why does he duck when they throw the gun?