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Why are bakery boxes in movies and TV always Pink when in reality they are always White???
 

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I got plenty of these...

Why do we drive on a 'Parkway' and park on a 'driveway'?

Why is it whenever I vacuum, wash and wax my car, it rains or snows?

Why is it whenever I want to go to bed at a decent time, say 9 or 10, one of the kids refuses to go to sleep?

Why is it whenever I am on the phone, that is when the kids want/need something?
 

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Why can't my wife learn to put the toilet seat back up when she's finished?

Why does the 'easy, natural way' ellude me?

Why can't I be content?

Why am I such a lazy bastard?

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Wow, this is weird. I was so going to start up a thread about something like this.

Why are people stupid enough to warrant warnings on chainsaws that say "Do not try to stop the blade with hands, feet, or genitalia."?
 
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I got plenty of these...

Why do we drive on a 'Parkway' and park on a 'driveway'?

Why is it whenever I vacuum, wash and wax my car, it rains or snows?

Why is it whenever I want to go to bed at a decent time, say 9 or 10, one of the kids refuses to go to sleep?

Why is it whenever I am on the phone, that is when the kids want/need something?
Now that second one I can relate as well. It never fails :(
 
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Why is it illegal to remove the do not remove tags on mattresses?
 

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Why is it illegal to remove the do not remove tags on mattresses?
I don't know why, but after you have it in your possession, you can remove it.

Why do they have "Achtung" on those yellow warning signs?
 
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Why is it If superman can't be hurt by bullets, why does he duck when they throw the gun?
 

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Why is it If superman can't be hurt by bullets, why does he duck when they throw the gun?
You ever been hit in the head with a gun? Shit hurts o.o I'm jesting, though. That's something I"ve never thought about!

Why is Iceland covered with green and Greenland covered with ice?
 

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Why is it that the person you more often than not get stuck shairing an office with is a person you would NEVER want to be friends with?


Let alone speak to unless there was no choice in the matter?
 
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Why is the word dyslexia so hard to read ?
 
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If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair and makeup always so good??
 

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Why is Iceland covered with green and Greenland covered with ice?
I believe some sneaky bastard (Lief Erikson?) named them that way to throw other explorers off the trail of the prime real estate.
 

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