Iran & China Both Deserve A Nobel Peace Prize

[Dante]

Donald J. Trump says that "Iran & China both deserve a Nobel Peace Prize, just as much as I do."

Using Trump-logic and Truthful Hyperbole, President Trump has come out in defense of Iran and China for opening up the Straight of Hormuz.

"They will never give us a Nobel Peace Prize. It's too bad. We deserve it, but they will never give it to us"

Headlines:

Iran declares Strait of Hormuz open to shipping​

China steps up Iran diplomacy​

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/04/17/iran-war-strait-of-hormuz-open-00878387

 

[Meathead]

Donald J. Trump says that "Iran & China both deserve a Nobel Peace Prize, just as much as I do."

Using Trump-logic and Truthful Hyperbole, President Trump has come out in defense of Iran and China for opening up the Straight of Hormuz.

"They will never give us a Nobel Peace Prize. It's too bad. We deserve it, but they will never give it to us"

Headlines:

Iran declares Strait of Hormuz open to shipping​

China steps up Iran diplomacy​

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/04/17/iran-war-strait-of-hormuz-open-00878387

After Yassir Arafat and Barack Obama, nothing would surprise me.

 

[Dante]

After Yassir Arafat and Barack Obama, nothing would surprise me.

Your Satire is about as good as Votto's


Loco

 

[Meathead]

Your Satire is about as good as Votto's


Loco

You think not being surprised by Obama and Arafat winning Nobles is satire?

Dante is weird (third person idiot).