InThis California Store Everything's $951

To help stimulate crime, California lawmakers passed Prop 47, which legalized theft under $950. So Omid simply priced every item in his store at $951. And the results have been astonishing.

“Nothing stolen in nearly a month,” Omid said smiling. “The criminals walk in with their garbage bags and calculators, and after a few minutes, they decide to steal elsewhere. Praise Allah!”

A KitKat bar, once priced at $1.89, is now $951. And if you’ve got the munchies, grab yourself a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos—now only $951 per bag.
 
You get a coupon when you bring your items to the register.

What Biden voter here endorses California insanity?

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Just got word from a friend in CA that Newsom has passed a mandatory food recycling program. Starting in January, banana peels, chicken bones and leftover veggies won't be allowed in most California trash bins under a mandatory food recycling program designed to reduce greenhouse gas emissions from landfills. My question is where are they supposed to put it. I can see a minor reduction in methane emissions from landfills but what about the people who are just going to toss all of that bio garbage out along the road. The methane will still be entering the atmosphere.
 
It's a shame our country has come to this. There was a time when criminals were bad guys and all Americans were against them.

Now our own politicians empower criminals and force average Americans to make shit up just in the hopes a thief will get punished.
 
Death Angel
Smart move on his part. To bad they keep electing morons to run that State. Good Lord could they be any more stupid???
 

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