In other news...

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... in campaign for Immigration reform, White House tweeted: "Unless you're a Native American, you came from someplace else. Share your story." Although President Barry is not Native American, he never replied to this tweet.

 

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... White House told reporters they would not be allowed to use live tweets of Vice President Joe "the Jellybean" Biden remarks. The reporters replied "if White House doesn't want reporters to tweet on Biden stupidity, they should use the duct tape."

 

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... just days after demonstrations in Benghazi, caused by the YouTube video, in addressing the UN general assembly, president Barry said: "The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet... ". That line led to an awkward moment of silence until audience realized he was talking about himself.

 

[Amelia]

 

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... in his "60 minutes" interview, Barry suggested he's fourth greatest presidents of all time. But the real punchline came when he said that FDR, LBJ and JFK are the other three. It just came to attention that the word "forty" was carefully removed from the tape.

 

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... the White House defended Vice President Joe "you want salt with that" Biden for saying that the Taliban isn't an enemy of the United States. Taliban responded: "Uhmmm, yes we are. Is that guy you call VP for real?"

 

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Really Democrats? I mean really, really???

 

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... after running $96 billion deficit in October, president Barry expressed satisfaction with deficit decline of 24% in comparison with October last year and announced that in order to keep deficit low(er) he'll keep going on vacation with Michelle... on the same plane.

 

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... in health care conference call with community organizers, Barry claimed that "more than 100 million Americans' have enrolled" into Obamacare. At this pace, it's expected to have 310 million Americans, 10-30 million illegals enroll by the next Tuesday.

 

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... according to CDC there are 110 million cases of venereal disease in US. It seems that teaching 5 year old about proper condom applications is working. Perfectly.

 

[Amelia]

Thanks for keeping us informed. You are performing a valuable service.

 

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... some six or so months after Sean Penn's son Hopper fires racial, anti-gay slurs at black photographer, Sean said that Hopper is feeling much better since he stopped hanging out with Alec Baldwin.

 

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... democrats attacked republicans for filing freedom of information act request for records relating with IRS harassing of Barry's perceived enemies, calling it - "partisan overreach". GOP responded"they had to file request because democrats are firmly holding all wiretapping gear in their hands.

 

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... democratic news channel own Karen Finney defended clueless Barry by claiming that "Everybody new about IRS attacks on Tea Party groups before the election. But we all know at least one guy who "didn't know a thing". Wink, wink.

 

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... in the efforts to defuse multiple phony scandals surrounding him, the chosen one said: "I want American people to know... at no point of time, I didn't have any idea what I was up to... and to ensure I won't do it again, I'm gonna fire someone as soon I find out who's responsible."

 

[PoliticalChic]

... in the efforts to defuse multiple phony scandals surrounding him, the chosen one said: "I want American people to know... at no point of time, I didn't have any idea what I was up to... and to ensure I won't do it again, I'm gonna fire someone as soon I find out who's responsible."

But....but....he's so darn brilliant????



“I think that I’m a better speechwriter than my speechwriters,” Mr. Obama told Patrick Gaspard, his political director, at the start of the 2008 campaign, according to The New Yorker. “I know more about policies on any particular issue than my policy directors. And I’ll tell you right now that I’m going to think I’m a better political director than my political director.”
So it should come as no surprise that apparently Barack Obama thinks he’s a better intelligence briefer than his intelligence briefers."
Obama: I?m a better intelligence briefer than my intelligence briefers | AEIdeas

 

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Of course PoliticalChic, he's the best at everything. The year he got Nobel Peace Prize, he should have also win the Nobel Prize Economics (Obamanomics) , Medicine (Obamacare), defying Physics, and Literature (Dreams of My Father). Not so long ago, our President Geoagraphy claimed that ports of Savannah, Charleston and Jacksonville are all on the Gulf of Mexico. If there is Nobel Prize for geography, guess who would get it. Probably the same guy who put his own state on the wrong continent. Wink.

 

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... according to abortion Barbie, errrr... Wendy Davis, she never heard of serial abortionist Kermit Gosnell. She tweeted: "I don't know what happened in the Gosnell case". And now she's running for Texas governor. Meanwhile, Gosnell's enablers at Planned Parenthood were running the ad that claims "Your baby will thank you". Babies will definitely have some thoughts for them, but they will hardly sound anything like "thank you".

 

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... democrat presidential frontrunner for 2016, Hillary "what difference does it make" Clinton announced that she flipped and now supports gay marriage. Can anyone recall when she was against gay marriage. Anyone?

Update: Michelle Shocked called Hillary and said: "You're not fooling anyone."

 

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... the State of New York is offering $500 to rat out neighbors who "might be violating" state's new anti gun laws. There is unconfirmed rumor that new socialist mayor of New York will seek to rename state prison system to... The Gulag.