Immigration Test

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Mujibar's Immigration Test

Yellow, Pink, and Gree n


Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America "

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
"Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow', this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk.
 

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Mujibar's Immigration Test

Yellow, Pink, and Gree n


Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America "

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
"Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow', this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk.
:D

So, with my english level, I'm able to pass the test and work in USA, I guess.
 
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forward your resume with Citibank, Microsoft, and Wells Fargo

you should do well
 

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forward your resume with Citibank, Microsoft, and Wells Fargo

you should do well
And don't forget Dell Computers.

There's nothing like trying to buy a new $1200 computer, selecting all the zillions of options you want on it, over the phone with someone who barely speaks English.
 

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And don't forget Dell Computers.

There's nothing like trying to buy a new $1200 computer, selecting all the zillions of options you want on it, over the phone with someone who barely speaks English.
Oh been there, done that! Never again!
 

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