I'm Running For President

[mudwhistle]

Yes.......I've started an exploratory committee, consisting of myself, and some of my imaginary friends, to run for president of the United States.

I have alot of great qualities that people like:

• I drink beer at least once every other month
• I can shake my bootie like nobody's business
• When I talk I point at the crowd of people around me with every syllable
• I was born in America
  
• I served in the military in combat
  
• I hate white people even though Ancestry.com said I'm mostly white but I have high cheekbones
  
• I listen to hip hop sometimes if I'm forced
  
• Trump lies

I'll see if I can get a spot on Colbert so I can make a formal announcement.

 

[TNHarley]

Im not voting for your retarded ass

 

[mudwhistle]

Im not voting for your retarded ass

Well I'm not voting for you either.

 

[SweetSue92]

Im not voting for your retarded ass

Just his a$$? Wait can we primary body parts now?

Nevermind

 

[August West]

Im not voting for your retarded ass

I`d prefer to see him/it run for the border and not come back.

 

[there4eyeM]

Many choose, but few are called.

 

[depotoo]

Is this a game?

Sounds like...Elizabeth Warren

Except she didn’t serve in combat.

Lol

 

[Rustic]

Is this a game?

Sounds like...Elizabeth Warren

Except she didn’t serve in combat.

Lol

In all 57 states and under sniper fire?

 

[there4eyeM]

Is this a game?

Sounds like...Elizabeth Warren

Except she didn’t serve in combat.

Lol

But this one is Indian.

 

[mudwhistle]

Many choose, but few are called.

Imagine the book deals and the speaking fees.
They can announce "Blogger AND FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE _____________=="

 

[there4eyeM]

Many choose, but few are called.

Imagine the book deals and the speaking fees.
They can announce "Blogger AND FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE _____________=="

Imagination is one thing I could be accused of having an overabundance of. It fails, however, to imagine this.

 

[mudwhistle]

Many choose, but few are called.

Imagine the book deals and the speaking fees.
They can announce "Blogger AND FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE _____________=="

Imagination is one thing I could be accused of having an overabundance of. It fails, however, to imagine this.

Well now you know why total idiots with no chance of winning announce their candidacy.

 

[there4eyeM]

Many choose, but few are called.

Imagine the book deals and the speaking fees.
They can announce "Blogger AND FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE _____________=="

Imagination is one thing I could be accused of having an overabundance of. It fails, however, to imagine this.

Well now you know why total idiots with no chance of winning announce their candidacy.

I already imagined that.

 

[candycorn]

Voters are likely the only group in the nation that haven’t told you that they hate your guts. It’s good you’re giving them a chance.

 

[RealDave]

Yes.......I've started an exploratory committee, consisting of myself, and some of my imaginary friends, to run for president of the United States.

I have alot of great qualities that people like:

• I drink beer at least once every other month
• I can shake my bootie like nobody's business
• When I talk I point at the crowd of people around me with every syllable
• I was born in America
  
• I served in the military in combat
  
• I hate white people even though Ancestry.com said I'm mostly white but I have high cheekbones
  
• I listen to hip hop sometimes if I'm forced
  
• Trump lies

I'll see if I can get a spot on Colbert so I can make a formal announcement.

Warren is smart. You're an idiot. Sorry.

 

[eagle1462010]

Cant run without a catch phrase slogan. What is the sales pitch.

 

[percysunshine]

Yes.......I've started an exploratory committee, consisting of myself, and some of my imaginary friends, to run for president of the United States.

I have alot of great qualities that people like:

• I drink beer at least once every other month
• I can shake my bootie like nobody's business
• When I talk I point at the crowd of people around me with every syllable
• I was born in America
  
• I served in the military in combat
  
• I hate white people even though Ancestry.com said I'm mostly white but I have high cheekbones
  
• I listen to hip hop sometimes if I'm forced
  
• Trump lies

I'll see if I can get a spot on Colbert so I can make a formal announcement.

You should be able to snag the employees of the Vulcan Tire Company.

 

[percysunshine]

Cant run without a catch phrase slogan. What is the sales pitch.

How about...um...”I will make it a point to listen.”

 

[Crepitus]

Yes.......I've started an exploratory committee, consisting of myself, and some of my imaginary friends, to run for president of the United States.

I have alot of great qualities that people like:

• I drink beer at least once every other month
• I can shake my bootie like nobody's business
• When I talk I point at the crowd of people around me with every syllable
• I was born in America
  
• I served in the military in combat
  
• I hate white people even though Ancestry.com said I'm mostly white but I have high cheekbones
  
• I listen to hip hop sometimes if I'm forced
  
• Trump lies

I'll see if I can get a spot on Colbert so I can make a formal announcement.

Why am I not surprised your friends are imaginary?

 

[mudwhistle]

Yes.......I've started an exploratory committee, consisting of myself, and some of my imaginary friends, to run for president of the United States.

I have alot of great qualities that people like:

• I drink beer at least once every other month
• I can shake my bootie like nobody's business
• When I talk I point at the crowd of people around me with every syllable
• I was born in America
  
• I served in the military in combat
  
• I hate white people even though Ancestry.com said I'm mostly white but I have high cheekbones
  
• I listen to hip hop sometimes if I'm forced
  
• Trump lies

I'll see if I can get a spot on Colbert so I can make a formal announcement.

Warren is smart. You're an idiot. Sorry.

That's your opinion.....and pretty soon you won't have a right to an opinion......if I'm elected.