I'm running for mayor, what are my chances?

[berg80]

Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?

 

[gipper]

No I wouldn’t even if I did vote.

I‘m not minimizing dumb Don’s crooked history, but most politicians of the two criminal gangs are crooks.

 

[sparky]

I'd say your a shoe in Berg....

~S~

 

[johngaltshrugged]

 

[DGS49]

Wow. A real cornucopia of TDS nonsense. But apparently he did fuck a famous porn star while married. Not than any of the other males in the reading audience would have turned down such an opportunity.

 

[berg80]

No I wouldn’t even if I did vote.

I‘m not minimizing dumb Don’s crooked history, but most politicians of the two criminal gangs are crooks.

It was just a matter of time before someone invoked a ridiculous false equivalence.

 

[berg80]

Wow. A real cornucopia of TDS nonsense.

You're in denial.

Donald J. Trump Pays Court-Ordered $2 Million For Illegally Using Trump Foundation Funds

Trump Ordered to Pay Eight Separate Charities $250,000 Each Remaining $1.8 Million in Trump Foundation Bank Account Disbursed Among Charities NEW YORK – New

ag.ny.gov

He should have served time for that alone.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Wow. A real cornucopia of TDS nonsense. But apparently he did fuck a famous porn star while married. Not than any of the other males in the reading audience would have turned down such an opportunity.

Just because you are not faithful to your spouse do not assume all of us are the same way.

 

[Hellokitty]

 

[TNHarley]

but most politicians of the two criminal gangs are crooks

The OP does not think that way. He is a cultist. Dont waste your time on this moron.

 

[TNHarley]

It was just a matter of time before someone invoked a ridiculous false equivalence.

See gipper

 

[HenryBHough]

Some years ago I was forced to settle a housing discrimination lawsuit with the Feds, my businesses have declared bankruptcy multiple times, I paid a $25M fine for running a fraudulent real estate school, I swindled my business partners in a casino deal, I inherited my wealth from my dad and nearly squandered it, my family and business have been credibly accused of tax fraud, I falsely accused 5 black and Latino kids of rape, called for them to be executed, but didn't apologize after they were exonerated, I had to shut down my charitable foundation and pay a $2M fine for stealing from it, I've been divorced twice and am currently married to a former underwear model trophy wife who wants nothing to do with me, I referred to African countries as shitholes, I had an adulterous affair with a porn star, I wear make-up, I lie pathologically, many of my associates have been convicted of crimes and or have criminal cases pending, I like despots, I have multiple ongoing criminal cases against me being investigated.

My campaign slogan is, "Jones for Mayor, cuz Fuck them."

Would you vote for me?

Run as an experience Democrat! You can't lose with those credntials!

 

[berg80]

The OP does not think that way. He is a cultist. Dont waste your time on this moron.

Would you vote for someone with that record to hold a publicly elected position?

 

[gipper]

It was just a matter of time before someone invoked a ridiculous false equivalence.

It’s not ridiculous. Do you deny most of our political class are crooks?

I even stated “not to minimize”. Why is it you duopoly dupes can’t get along with anyone, even those who sometimes agree with you? Do you demand 100% agreement?

 

[eagle1462010]

Well a waitress stealing tips can win why not another Brain Dead TDS Lunatic

 

[berg80]

Run as an experience Democrat! You can't lose with those credntials!

We both know, as does everyone on the board, that's a lie.

 

[TNHarley]

Would you vote for someone with that record to hold a publicly elected position?

No but i dont vote for the duopoly.
You vote for people just as bad, all the time.
You LITERALLY shouldnt say anything about others. Makes you look like a raging hypocrite with the self awareness of a dead fly.

 

[gipper]

Would you vote for someone with that record to hold a publicly elected position?

Did you not vote for Joe and Hillary? Two well known crooks.

 

[berg80]

Well a waitress stealing tips can win why not another Brain Dead TDS Lunatic

So.....shoving the truth about Don in your face makes me a Brain Dead TDS Lunatic. Got it.

 

[berg80]

You vote for people just as bad, all the time.

Name one. Someone with a background like that.