Illinois Sucks

[Annie]

Throw all of them out:

IllinoisIsBroke.com

 

[LibocalypseNow]

Yea "Hope & Change" definitely didn't work there. It's not working for the rest of our country either.

 

[Mr. H.]

Bring back Jim Edgar.

 

[Annie]

Bring back Jim Edgar.

We wish. I'd even take back Jim Thompson.

 

[Mr. H.]

Bring back Jim Edgar.

We wish. I'd even take back Jim Thompson.

We are a desperate lot aren't we.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I've lived in Illinois for nearly 18 years. I'll have you know it doesn't suck. IT BLOWS.

We proudly proclaim that no other state has more of it's ex-politicians in prison than Illinois!

 

[Mr. H.]

Glenn Poshard would have made an excellent governor, but Chicago once again got its way.

 

[Annie]

Glenn Poshard would have made an excellent governor, but Chicago once again got its way.

Very true. He ran as a Democrat, no?

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

I've lived in Illinois for nearly 18 years. I'll have you know it doesn't suck. IT BLOWS.

We proudly proclaim that no other state has more of it's ex-politicians in prison than Illinois!

And I thought we were bad down here in Louisiana.. we are making some great strides in gettingthe bums out. Edwards is stil in prison, Jefferson is on his way, and his brother too. Now if we could get Nagin and Morial.

 

[Annie]

I've lived in Illinois for nearly 18 years. I'll have you know it doesn't suck. IT BLOWS.

We proudly proclaim that no other state has more of it's ex-politicians in prison than Illinois!

I've lived here over 50 years. This is the worst I've ever seen the state, thanks to Ryan and Blago being back-to-back. Now the idiot, Quinn. It blows, sucks, )*^(^(&_)*(!!!

 

[Mr. H.]

Glenn Poshard would have made an excellent governor, but Chicago once again got its way.

Very true. He ran as a Democrat, no?

Yup. I helped raise a tidy sum for his campaign. And I'm a Republican LOL.

 

[Annie]

Glenn Poshard would have made an excellent governor, but Chicago once again got its way.

Very true. He ran as a Democrat, no?

Yup. I helped raise a tidy sum for his campaign. And I'm a Republican LOL.

I would have too, if I'd known more about him sooner. DuPage is pretty out of Democratic loop, until recently.

 

[American_Jihad]

rolmao...

STATE THAT CAN'T PAY ITS BILLS GETS OBAMA HOLIDAY
August 7, 2017

Daniel Greenfield

Every proper failed Socialist state needs 2 things.

1. A corrupt economy running out of money

2. A cult of personality with a holiday celebrating the Beloved Leader

Now Illinois has both.

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Okay, now it's a banana republic.

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Sure. Just ask all the dead cops and looted businesses. The thousands of soldiers of killed. And the current civil war we're in. So many bridges.

The only remaining question is which gulag do non-observers of the Beloved Leader holiday get sent to. And who will pay for the gulags.

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But wouldn't losing a lot of money be the best way to commemorate the legacy of America's Worst President Ever?

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State That Can't Pay Its Bills Gets Obama Holiday

 

[miketx]

didn't they just make a day for the purple lipped jug head?

 

[American_Jihad]

didn't they just make a day for the purple lipped jug head?

Minnesota...

 

[task0778]

It has been said you get the gov't you deserve. You guys in Illinois must've seriously fucked up.

 

[American_Jihad]

Muttool might make obongo toys again...

 

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