Can you imagine? He will trash the winner and then run up on the stage and break the trophy into small pieces. Then, with his patented smirk of superiority, he would announce that the voting was flawed and that he won in a landslide.
Finally, as security drags his fat ars off the stage, he is still shouting how he was cheated and therefore states his attorney, Sidney Powell , would be filing court documents to show that he actually won.
"I will be calling the members of the Heisman committee and reminding them that it is illegal to vote more than once for this prestigious award. Additionally, I am asking for a recount and a detailed inspection of the voting machines.. I will tell them that is totally okay to recalculate and make me the winner. I know sports fans all over the country are angry and the rumor is they will be marching in the streets to demand that I be awarded the trophy."
Finally, as security drags his fat ars off the stage, he is still shouting how he was cheated and therefore states his attorney, Sidney Powell , would be filing court documents to show that he actually won.
"I will be calling the members of the Heisman committee and reminding them that it is illegal to vote more than once for this prestigious award. Additionally, I am asking for a recount and a detailed inspection of the voting machines.. I will tell them that is totally okay to recalculate and make me the winner. I know sports fans all over the country are angry and the rumor is they will be marching in the streets to demand that I be awarded the trophy."
SNL...ARE YOU LISTENING?