If Jesus was a republican as republicans claim, he would sound a lot like this...

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And if Jesus were a democrat, those little children would not be there because they would have been aborted before being born.

Thankfully Jesus was apolitical - neither democrat nor republican.
Jesus WAS Political. If he were to return today, he would be closer to Bernie than Rump.
 
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And if Jesus were a democrat, those little children would not be there because they would have been aborted before being born.

Thankfully Jesus was apolitical - neither democrat nor republican.
Well he wasn’t a democrat but he definitely was liberal lol
 

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And if Jesus were a democrat, those little children would not be there because they would have been aborted before being born.

Thankfully Jesus was apolitical - neither democrat nor republican.
Well he wasn’t a democrat but he definitely was liberal lol
Give to Caesar what is Caesars means we all should be paying our fair share. That means he danged well can't be a Party of the Rumper.
 

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Jesus was a gangster, a traitor and a crook. A common criminal and homo. Typical Democrat.
 

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If Jesus were a Republican, he wouldn't be mowing my lawn.

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And if Jesus were a democrat, those little children would not be there because they would have been aborted before being born.

Thankfully Jesus was apolitical - neither democrat nor republican.
Well he wasn’t a democrat but he definitely was liberal lol
well then 10% of my wealth and anyone else should be enough
 

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And if Jesus were a democrat, those little children would not be there because they would have been aborted before being born.

Thankfully Jesus was apolitical - neither democrat nor republican.
Well he wasn’t a democrat but he definitely was liberal lol
Give to Caesar what is Caesars means we all should be paying our fair share. That means he danged well can't be a Party of the Rumper.
God only requires 10% dumbass
 

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And if Jesus were a democrat, those little children would not be there because they would have been aborted before being born.

Thankfully Jesus was apolitical - neither democrat nor republican.
Well he wasn’t a democrat but he definitely was liberal lol
Depends on what you mean by liberal. Modern liberalism in the American sense.... has nothing in common with what Jesus stood for.
 

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This whole idea that the Christian faith is aligned with any political party in the United States is just sick, really sick. This idea that a belief in Jesus and His teachings are represented by the republican party is disgusting.
 

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No he wouldn't... and that isn't what the GOP says... and Jesus would not advocate for people who break laws.

So you and this video, are wrong at every level.
The Deity that you Party of the Rumpers worship does advocate breaking laws. Well, just as long as it's him breaking the laws. Or any of his criminally insane group.
 
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And if Jesus were a democrat, those little children would not be there because they would have been aborted before being born.

Thankfully Jesus was apolitical - neither democrat nor republican.
Well he wasn’t a democrat but he definitely was liberal lol
Depends on what you mean by liberal. Modern liberalism in the American sense.... has nothing in common with what Jesus stood for.
You mean giving to the poor loving neighbors? That’s republican to you?
 

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