Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue

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Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue​

Scripture·May 11, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those at the unveiling had been instructed to bow down and worship when Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A." played on the PA system.

The three attendees, though, said they could not violate their consciences and worship a man.

"What's a conscience?" asked one event organizer. "Sounds scary."

The three men were given one last chance to repent and bow when the song played, but they refused, causing the Republican party leaders present to order the furnace heated seven times. They were then tossed in.

At publishing time, Republicans were shocked to see a fourth man standing in the fire with them: Mike Pence.

 

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Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue​

Scripture·May 11, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

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MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those at the unveiling had been instructed to bow down and worship when Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A." played on the PA system.

The three attendees, though, said they could not violate their consciences and worship a man.

"What's a conscience?" asked one event organizer. "Sounds scary."

The three men were given one last chance to repent and bow when the song played, but they refused, causing the Republican party leaders present to order the furnace heated seven times. They were then tossed in.

At publishing time, Republicans were shocked to see a fourth man standing in the fire with them: Mike Pence.

Somewhere around here a special lefty is racing to make a thread about Trump and his awful ego...

 

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