The Sound of MAGA

[HikerGuy83]

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[MarcATL]

The Sound of MAGA

"Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of MAGA

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of MAGA

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
No one dared
Disturb the sound of MAGA

"Fools" said I, "You do not know
MAGA like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of MAGA

And the people bowed and prayed
To the Felon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming

And the sign said, "The words of the Trump-god
Are written on the Capitol walls
And his False-god's halls
And whispered in the sounds of MAGA" -
This is how it's done -- satire is the use of humor, irony, or exaggeration to criticize general human vices, social institutions, or political policies

 

[Natural Citizen]

The Sound of MAGA

Bur bur bur bur bur bur bur bur bur bur bur bur bur....

 

[Concerned American]

The sound of MAGA will be quite different in 2029.

Yeah, it will be the same tune led by Vance or Rubio or DeSantis--same winning!

 

[tahuyaman]

The sound of MAGA will be quite different in 2029.

No shit Sherlock.

 

[tahuyaman]

 

[IDIOCRACY]

Wow! Had to go to what we know best about you -- personal insults with words like Shit stain" etc

You're right, so I revised the original a bit, as;

The Sound of Leftist

Hello darkness, my companion,
My cranium is like an empty canyon,
Yet with thoughts acutely decayed and creepy,
Progressive canyons profusely decayed and creepy,
In a word,
We are absurd,
Come feel our rant,
Pomp circumstance,
Take a stand,
With the shit stains of Leftists

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[Dante]

OK. You changed a few words. That's very creative Dante.

I'll try that.
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The sound of Dante


Hello Dante, my old friend.
I've come to torture you again.

Your TDS is slowly creeping.
You're getting dumber while you're sleeping.

While dreaming, all the fake news in your brain,
Sticks and remains.

Brainwash-ing Dante.


Your low IQ, it makes you sound.
Like a retard all around

You think you're clever, but you're dumb as hell.
Tried to troll but failed at that as well.

You're drinking, shit, from, Ay-a-tollah ass
Without a glass,

Shit sucking sound, is Dante.

another dullard with personal attacks .. as lame as a Flame

 

[Dante]

Now I'm wondering what my post was that was deleted. Must have been pretty good.
Muhammed is winning this thread so far.
That's Sparky-level stuff.

Shh...

It's a conspiracy

 

[Dante]

Dear Votto

engagement

 

[Muhammed]

Try a Haiku.

Ayatollah ass
Dante sucks it very hard
OP fails again

 

[Votto]

Ayatollah ass
Dante sucks it very hard
OP fails again

Leave him alone

He is only doing what comes natural to him.