If a reindeer punches a hole in my roof...

[asaratis]

..can I shoot the bastard...and get away with it?

I keep hearing little pitty pats and what seems to be heavy stomping right around the area of the chimney. When I rack the 870, the noise stops...as if they dashed off for a while. Then it repeats itself.

Should I go to bed and allow the fat man to descend...or stay up and stalk the reindeer? I need the meat to survive the winter, but I'd like to see what toys Santa brings this year.

Maybe I should quit drinking.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

9 servings of venison ....... go for it!

 

[Politico]

I think you need to take your meds. And yes quit drinking

 

[Toro]

..can I shoot the bastard...and get away with it?

Yes.

Maybe I should quit drinking.

No.

 

[Pogo]

Two words:

"Roof rats".

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[humorusa]

I think you should shoot it right away