I will be a billionaire tomorrow

[Rawley]

Most of my lottery fantasies involve thinking about how much money I would have to give Tricia Whitaker to have sex with me. She does the team interviews on Bally for the Tampa Bay Rays.

I've got a similar thing for Amanda Balionis, Golf reporter for CBS

I'll fly you and Otium out to the new shooting range I'll built on my property.

 

[Flash]

I'll fly you and Otium out to the new shooting range I'll built on my property.

But you live in Commie California. Would they even allow any firearms on the range?

 

[Alan Stallion]

California's Mega Millions Lotto is 1 billion 580 million dollars.
I bought ten tickets!!!
Can't lose!!!

Have I told you lately how much I respect and admire you and wish we were best buds?

 

[Concerned American]

Have I told you lately how much I respect and admire you and wish we were best buds?

Fuck that, remember that one night stand you had back when. Well, I'm glad to meet you-------DAD.

 

[Rawley]

But you live in Commie California. Would they even allow any firearms on the range?

If you have enough $$$$ LOL

 

[JGalt]

Clearly maths was not one of your better subjects .But thatt is why so many brainless Sheeple bet .

You're just jealous because your National Lottery only pays off 1 million Pounds and it costs 5 pounds to play.

My ticket was only $2 and if I win tonight, I'm buying the UK.

 

[Flash]

If you have enough $$$$ LOL

My best friend's granddaugher got married over the weekend in Iowa.

Governor DeSantis was in Iowa doing campaigning and attended the wedding because the family are big Republican donors.

 

[JGalt]

My best friend's granddaugher got married over the weekend in Iowa.

Governor DeSantis was in Iowa doing campaigning and attended the wedding because the family are big Republican donors.

Were they serving meatballs at the reception? You know, those little tiny ones in the sweet sauce.

I love those things.

 

[Rawley]

My best friend's granddaugher got married over the weekend in Iowa.

Governor DeSantis was in Iowa doing campaigning and attended the wedding because the family are big Republican donors.

Very cool.

Groom is wearing a tie clasp. Holy shit, I can't remember last time I saw a tie clasp or pin. And the shoes. Gotta love Iowa.

 

[Alan Stallion]

Fuck that, remember that one night stand you had back when. Well, I'm glad to meet you-------DAD.

Not true! Not true!

Video evidence:
Watch me dance...

 

[miketx]

California's Mega Millions Lotto is 1 billion 580 million dollars.
I bought ten tickets!!!
Can't lose!!!
Eat your hearts out, suckas.

I am your father, Luke.

 

[sparky]

Does it dawn on you folks the 'stupid tax' is a symptom of a failed system? ~S~

 

[miketx]

Does it dawn on you folks the 'stupid tax' is a symptom of a failed system? ~S~

Wait, there's a tax on stupid? Why haven't they balanced the budget then?

 

[Flash]

Were they serving meatballs at the reception? You know, those little tiny ones in the sweet sauce.

I love those things.

I don't know because I wasn't invited. Like I said, granddad is my best friend and I have known mother and granddaughter for a long time but I didn't make the wedding invitation in Iowa.

 

[Flash]

Very cool.

Groom is wearing a tie clasp. Holy shit, I can't remember last time I saw a tie clasp or pin. And the shoes. Gotta love Iowa.

They are a very rich family.

 

[beautress]

California's Mega Millions Lotto is 1 billion 580 million dollars.
I bought ten tickets!!!
Can't lose!!!
Eat your hearts out, suckas.

If you had $1,580,000,000. in one dollar bills, it would take you approximately 5 years to count each of them at the rate of one second each. How much fun would that be?

 

[JGalt]

If you had $1,580,000,000. in one dollar bills, it would take you approximately 5 years to count each of them at the rate of one second each. How much fun would that be?

I'd hire someone to count them for me. They'd be my Royal Money Counter.

 

[beautress]

I'd hire someone to count them for me. They'd be my Royal Money Counter.

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You better know the counter well. Pardon my illusion crashing, but five years of that could give them sticky fingers.

 

[petro]

Cut it in half for taxes...that's 750 million.

Then cut it in half again for taking the cash option...that's 375 mil.

Eh...petty cash...barely worth bothering with.

The government always wins.

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Bought just one ticket.

If I would ever win I would just keep twelve million and then give away the rest.

All that money isn’t worth having for me…