I will be a billionaire tomorrow

[ChemEngineer]

California's Mega Millions Lotto is 1 billion 580 million dollars.
I bought ten tickets!!!
Can't lose!!!
Eat your hearts out, suckas.

 

[Concerned American]

California's Mega Millions Lotto is over a billion dollars.
I bought ten tickets!!!
Can't lose!!!
Eat your hearts out, suckas.

I'll see you here the day after tomorrow. Have a nice time.

 

[Votto]

California's Mega Millions Lotto is over a billion dollars.
I bought ten tickets!!!
Can't lose!!!
Eat your hearts out, suckas.

You only can win if the Big Guy is getting 10% off the top

Sorry to tell ya.

 

[marvin martian]

California's Mega Millions Lotto is over a billion dollars.
I bought ten tickets!!!
Can't lose!!!
Eat your hearts out, suckas.

I thought you were going to tell us you're marrying a Biden.

 

[toobfreak]

California's Mega Millions Lotto is over a billion dollars. I bought ten tickets!!!
Can't lose!!! Eat your hearts out, suckas.

I'll get the My Pillow out for you to land on so you don't hurt yourself when you fall over with disappointment.

 

[ChemEngineer]

I just might buy USMB and expel all the inane Lefties on my Ignore List, for the good of everyone else.

 

[okfine]

Odds of breaking even are 24 to 1. Odds of winning the jackpot are 1 out of 302+ million.

If you don't play, odds are you can only dream about it.

 

[Concerned American]

You only can win if the Big Guy is getting 10% off the top

Sorry to tell ya.

The big guy is going to get a hell of a lot more than 10%--I think the cash payout on that prize is only $500M. That's 25% for Newsom and 25% for the big guy.

 

[ozro]

Yeah it's always "tomorrow. Nothing happens today, it's always tomorrow.

 

[The Duke]

Odds of breaking even are 24 to 1. Odds of winning the jackpot are 1 out of 302+ million.

If you don't play, odds are you can only dream about it.

Put $1K on it! What could go wrong?

Is it after 4? Bah! Ah well, tomorrow.

 

[Concerned American]

Yeah it's always "tomorrow. Nothing happens today, it's always tomorrow.

Yeah, my local watering hole did that too. "FREE BEER -- tomorrow" Bastards!

 

[Votto]

Odds of breaking even are 24 to 1. Odds of winning the jackpot are 1 out of 302+ million.

If you don't play, odds are you can only dream about it.

No one ever wins money except for the corrupt Left.

 

[luiza]

Close to a trading level to buy back in to silver . Trade only and go permanently long when the market collapses -- getting close .

 

[okfine]

No one ever wins money except for the corrupt Left.

Sounds like a personal problem.

 

[JGalt]

California's Mega Millions Lotto is 1 billion 580 million dollars.
I bought ten tickets!!!
Can't lose!!!
Eat your hearts out, suckas.

Wow! That's 15 billion 800 million dollars if you win all ten tickets!

 

[Flash]

California's Mega Millions Lotto is 1 billion 580 million dollars.
I bought ten tickets!!!
Can't lose!!!
Eat your hearts out, suckas.

Being an Engineer and understanding Statistics you know that buying ten tickets gives you only an infinitesimal greater chance of winning than buying just one ticket.

You spent your $20 for the fantasy of winning, not for the actual expectation of winning something that has a 1/330,000,000 chance of winning.

 

[Concerned American]

Being an Engineer and understanding Statistics you know that buying ten tickets gives you only an infinitesimal greater chance of winning than buying just one ticket.

You spent your $20 for the fantasy of winning, not for the actual expectation of winning something that has a 1/330,000,000 chance of winning.

It doesn't raise your odds. Each ticket still only has 1/330,000,000 chance. If they had the same numbers, you still don't win anymore--the pot is just split that many times.

 

[Votto]

Sounds like a personal problem.

Seriously, if you rig elections why not lotteries?

 

[progressive hunter]

California's Mega Millions Lotto is 1 billion 580 million dollars.
I bought ten tickets!!!
Can't lose!!!
Eat your hearts out, suckas.

well since itds that much I can see myself getting one ticket,,

after all the odds are 50/50%

I either win or I lose,,

 

[luiza]

well since itds that much I can see myself getting one ticket,,

after all the odds are 50/50%

I either win or I lose,,

Clearly maths was not one of your better subjects .But thatt is why so many brainless Sheeple bet .