I Went to the Doctor

[Carl in Michigan]

My doctor said, "don't eat anything fatty."

I said, " like burgers and fries?"

Doctor said, "No fatty. I said don't eat anything"

 

[BackAgain]

I heard that before. And I still laugh.

 

[BS Filter]

I lost my mood ring. I'm not sure how I should feel about that.

 

[BackAgain]

I just don’t have an appetite for starvation.

 

[Auld Phart]

I went, and he said...

oo ee oo ahah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang.




(translates to: take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning)

 

[luiza]

And she said -- a tremendous petite Polish consultant -- I am sorry but your cancer is confirmed. And that was six months ago . Should never had ovaries in the first place , imo .

 

[Kruska]

Doctor to Patient - sorry, you had it
Patient to Doctor - no, I am having it right now.