Yarddog
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This morning I was doing laundry and the dryer started making a disturbing noise. So I opened in up, and was wondering whether the heating element was working. So I touched it, and found out that it was, when I burned 3 fingers.
I was in a fair amount of pain, and the burn looked pretty ugly.
So what the hell.
I drove down there and make it back to the examining area and the nurse practicioner is some young doofus and I explained what happened. This character asked me what fingers and I tell him, and he says "oh, the #3 and #4 fingers" I said also the #2 finger.
He tells me you mean your pointing finger? No, #2,3 and 4, middle finger, ring finger and pinkie.
He looks at me as if I am a dumb ass when he points out that fingers are counted with the thumb as #1.
How is a civilian supposed to be expected to know that? These young whipper snappers are starting to piss me off.
Finger numbering - Wikipedia
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All I can say is, FOOD GOOD! ..FIRE BAD!
I told my doctor that I have fluid in my inner ear. After he examined my outer ear he said the I didn't have fluid in my inner ear. I didn't argue with him.