I want meh PIE!

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Stabbing accused unleashes bizarre pie rant - Story - National - 3 News

The man, accused of stabbing his stepson in the neck, seemed disappointed when police told him the victim was still alive.

"Did he die?" he asked repeatedly.

Police told him his alleged victim was still alive.

"Oh ****," the man replied. "Waste of ******* time, wasn't it?"

He was more concerned about the welfare of his meat pie than of his stepson.

"I hoped it was murder myself," he told police, who began to lead the man away. "Don't be rough. Can we pick up my pie please? Oh come on! I came back to you guys."

The accused tried to make a deal - the rest of the pie as reward for handing himself in.

"This, does it make you feel tough? My pie's sitting on the ground. I just paid for that. I came back here to you guys."