I think I have the VIRUS!!

[eagle1462010]

 

[Weatherman2020]

The bad news is the average Trump supporter on this site is over 80, and the mortality rate from COVID-19 for people over 80 is 15%.

The good news is that the average Trump supporter on this site never leaves his house and has no female companionship, so he's probably safe.

Really? Cheering for a pandemic, how Leftard of you.
Btw, you should watch more Trump rally’s.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

and on the drive home, it seems so normal because there is a lot of traffic/jams/lots of people !!!!

They're all out in search of the last roll of TP -- the only known cure for this virus

 

[eagle1462010]

and on the drive home, it seems so normal because there is a lot of traffic/jams/lots of people !!!!

They're all out in search of the last roll of TP -- the only known cure for this virus

Toilet paper is the only hope of the Stock Markets................It will restore all the loses.............buy Charmin stock today.

 

[the other mike]

They're all out in search of the last roll of TP -- the only known cure for this virus

My wife said the Wal-Mart Supercenters grocery and household shelves were almost empty today, same with Sam's and Costco I've heard.

 

[Bo Didleysquat]

Urine therapy is best for you at this time

ok............????

I think he means you have to drink your own urine. What a pisser!

Don says hooker piss is the ticket.

 

[Bo Didleysquat]

They're all out in search of the last roll of TP -- the only known cure for this virus

My wife said the Wal-Mart Supercenters grocery and household shelves were almost empty today, same with Sam's and Costco I've heard.

That's americans for ya.

 

[the other mike]

That's americans for ya.

The last time that happened here was the 2000 ice storm
when power was out for several weeks in some areas.

 

[Bo Didleysquat]

That's americans for ya.

The last time that happened here was the 2000 ice storm
when power was out for several weeks in some areas.

That's us, fock your neighbor, gotta gets mines.

 

[Likkmee]

Urine therapy is best for you at this time

ok............????

I think he means you have to drink your own urine. What a pisser!

One more reason to eat more chicken !

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

..yes, this might be my last post--so thanks everyone--especially the DemWits for so much laughter--seriously

....well, I've been hallucinating/dreaming/etc --you know, like when people have the flu/are sick/etc [ so I MUST have it ] .....well---I have these hallucinations/dreams that I wake up....and drive to work --and guess what????!!!??? there are other people on the roads !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ALL of my co-workers show up for work ....and on the drive home, it seems so normal because there is a lot of traffic/jams/lots of people !!!!! ....but when I watch MSM TV, reality sets in---the VIRUS has killed MILLIONS! NO ONE is going to work ....etc
so, god bless you all and [[ sniffle sniffle ]] it's----been .....................ffff...........mnnn fn................

Probably just another n$$$er, amiright, Cletus?

 

[Carl in Michigan]

They're all out in search of the last roll of TP -- the only known cure for this virus

My wife said the Wal-Mart Supercenters grocery and household shelves were almost empty today, same with Sam's and Costco I've heard.

That's americans for ya.

You're not American?

 

[eagle1462010]

My sympathy to the OP.

Ummm.......hmmm......

Wait a minute ...........has he died yet.

 

[CWayne]

That's americans for ya.

The last time that happened here was the 2000 ice storm
when power was out for several weeks in some areas.

That's us, fock your neighbor, gotta gets mines.

That's Millenials to be sure.

They teach that shit in our Universities nowadays.

 

[CWayne]

My sympathy to the OP.

Ummm.......hmmm......

Wait a minute ...........has he died yet.

 

[Carl in Michigan]

My sympathy to the OP.

Ummm.......hmmm......

Wait a minute ...........has he died yet.

If he has a roll of toilet paper he'll recover

 

[the other mike]

If he has a roll of toilet paper he'll recover

Just get kitchen paper towels and cut them in half
like I do.

 

[the other mike]

I'll sell my Bush collectors roll for $1000.

 

[eagle1462010]

If he has a roll of toilet paper he'll recover

Just get kitchen paper towels and cut them in half
like I do.

Can that save him?

 

[eagle1462010]