I put in my dating profile that I was a doctor as a joke and.......

[fbj]

Forgot to put LOL

I was being silly and put "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I'm a doctor, all the other days I work in the post office"

That was a line from the show Sanford and Son and had no idea there would be a dumb bitch to take it seriously. So after we chatted online for a while we exchanged numbers and talked on the phone. Then she asked me.........."How long have you been a doctor"?

Then I had to tell her it was a joke and she ended the conversation after about 25 mins. Why would any sane woman think that a guy works in the post office if he is a doctor? LOL

 

[frigidweirdo]

Haha, sounds like you got lucky, anyone who is after a profession probably means they just wanted a free ride.

 

[fbj]

Haha, sounds like you got lucky, anyone who is after a profession probably means they just wanted a free ride.

I just didn't think someone would take it seriously if I put I work at the post office and as a doctor lol

 

[Moonglow]

Her boobs were bigger than her IQ....

 

[fbj]

Her boobs were bigger than her IQ....

Moonglow, when was the last time a doctor worked at the post office as his side job? LOL

 

[SmarterThanTheAverageBear]

Should have sealed the deal THEN told her "look bitch, you can't spend the night, I gotta be at Mickey Ds at 7.

 

[fbj]

Should have sealed the deal THEN told her "look bitch, you can't spend the night, I gotta be at Mickey Ds at 7.

I would eat the booty of fat plus size women for money before I go anywhere near Mcdonald's lol

 

[SmarterThanTheAverageBear]

Should have sealed the deal THEN told her "look bitch, you can't spend the night, I gotta be at Mickey Ds at 7.

I would eat the booty of fat plus size women for money before I go anywhere near Mcdonald's lol

I'm saying . you should have tapped that gold digger ass then told you were a buster LOL

 

[fbj]

Should have sealed the deal THEN told her "look bitch, you can't spend the night, I gotta be at Mickey Ds at 7.

I would eat the booty of fat plus size women for money before I go anywhere near Mcdonald's lol

I'm saying . you should have tapped that gold digger ass then told you were a buster LOL

Oh ok I get what you are saying, I should have played along and pumped and dump

 

[WinterBorn]

I think you made the same claim here. I don't know if anyone got the reference. But no one believed you were a doctor.

 

[blastoff]

I'm buying the post office part.

 

[fbj]

I'm buying the post office part.

Fuck you

 

[Sarah G]

Forgot to put LOL

I was being silly and put "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I'm a doctor, all the other days I work in the post office"

That was a line from the show Sanford and Son and had no idea there would be a dumb bitch to take it seriously. So after we chatted online for a while we exchanged numbers and talked on the phone. Then she asked me.........."How long have you been a doctor"?

Then I had to tell her it was a joke and she ended the conversation after about 25 mins. Why would any sane woman think that a guy works in the post office if he is a doctor? LOL

Do you ever put your real profession in your profile? I'm wondering if it makes that much of a difference generally after they read all of your other info.

 

[Sarah G]

I got your joke, btw.

 

[fbj]

Forgot to put LOL

I was being silly and put "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I'm a doctor, all the other days I work in the post office"

That was a line from the show Sanford and Son and had no idea there would be a dumb bitch to take it seriously. So after we chatted online for a while we exchanged numbers and talked on the phone. Then she asked me.........."How long have you been a doctor"?

Then I had to tell her it was a joke and she ended the conversation after about 25 mins. Why would any sane woman think that a guy works in the post office if he is a doctor? LOL

Do you ever put your real profession in your profile? I'm wondering if it makes that much of a difference generally after they read all of your other info.

Yeah I do but I was in a silly mood and wanted to see who would take it seriously. One dumb bitch took it seriously and ended our conversation after 30 mins when I told her it was a joke

 

[fbj]

I got your joke, btw.

You are a joke

 

[Sarah G]

Forgot to put LOL

I was being silly and put "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I'm a doctor, all the other days I work in the post office"

That was a line from the show Sanford and Son and had no idea there would be a dumb bitch to take it seriously. So after we chatted online for a while we exchanged numbers and talked on the phone. Then she asked me.........."How long have you been a doctor"?

Then I had to tell her it was a joke and she ended the conversation after about 25 mins. Why would any sane woman think that a guy works in the post office if he is a doctor? LOL

Do you ever put your real profession in your profile? I'm wondering if it makes that much of a difference generally after they read all of your other info.

Yeah I do but I was in a silly mood and wanted to see who would take it seriously. One dumb bitch took it seriously and ended our conversation after 30 mins when I told her it was a joke

She saw Doctor and got dollar signs in her eyes.

 

[fbj]

Forgot to put LOL

I was being silly and put "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I'm a doctor, all the other days I work in the post office"

That was a line from the show Sanford and Son and had no idea there would be a dumb bitch to take it seriously. So after we chatted online for a while we exchanged numbers and talked on the phone. Then she asked me.........."How long have you been a doctor"?

Then I had to tell her it was a joke and she ended the conversation after about 25 mins. Why would any sane woman think that a guy works in the post office if he is a doctor? LOL

Do you ever put your real profession in your profile? I'm wondering if it makes that much of a difference generally after they read all of your other info.

Yeah I do but I was in a silly mood and wanted to see who would take it seriously. One dumb bitch took it seriously and ended our conversation after 30 mins when I told her it was a joke

She saw Doctor and got dollar signs in her eyes.

But why would someone who is normal think a doctor would be working at the post office?

 

[Sarah G]

Forgot to put LOL

I was being silly and put "Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I'm a doctor, all the other days I work in the post office"

That was a line from the show Sanford and Son and had no idea there would be a dumb bitch to take it seriously. So after we chatted online for a while we exchanged numbers and talked on the phone. Then she asked me.........."How long have you been a doctor"?

Then I had to tell her it was a joke and she ended the conversation after about 25 mins. Why would any sane woman think that a guy works in the post office if he is a doctor? LOL

Do you ever put your real profession in your profile? I'm wondering if it makes that much of a difference generally after they read all of your other info.

Yeah I do but I was in a silly mood and wanted to see who would take it seriously. One dumb bitch took it seriously and ended our conversation after 30 mins when I told her it was a joke

She saw Doctor and got dollar signs in her eyes.

But why would someone who is normal think a doctor would be working at the post office?

My first thought would be that she's not normal? Maybe humorless or a sociopath? A lot of sociopaths visit those websites, I've heard.

 

[ninja007]

women are shallow as fuck. I put the same description of myself on a popular website a while back with two pics- my pic and the other was a fake pic. Obv at different times. Truth is I'm 42 now BUT still considered good looking. I got a few replies from mostly fat girls.

Then with the model pic and exact SAME everything else I got dozens if not hundreds of replies within a week. Most girls ranged from avg to hot.