I need a new male dog to replace the departed, and missed, Henry

[bendog]

Some things, only a male dog can properly do

properly do.

Donald Trump Garden Gnome

 

[Pogo]

Well technically, if you buried it deep enough a female dog could do it too.

 

[Rambunctious]

Some things, only a male dog can properly do

properly do.

You may consider rephrasing that....