I like toast

[Lockback]

You ARE toast.

 

[Synthaholic]

I really like Texas toast.

Is it the only thing from Texas that is worth a shit?

 

[d0gbreath]

Is it the only thing from Texas that is worth a shit?

I buy the New York brand.

 

[Synthaholic]

I buy the New York brand.

I have occasionally reminded myself that there used to be a commercial, into the 1990s, for Pace Picante Sauce, where these rough and tumble Texans decry the picante sauce that's made in New York City, as if a REAL Texan would NEVER choose some cheap shit from New York City over REAL America.

Then 30 years later they say **** that noise and vote for a guy from New York City who slathers on makeup, wears a girdle, and won't go outside if there a chance his hair will get wet.

 

[d0gbreath]

I have occasionally reminded myself that there used to be a commercial, into the 1990s, for Pace Picante Sauce, where these rough and tumble Texans decry the picante sauce that's made in New York City, as if a REAL Texan would NEVER choose some cheap shit from New York City over REAL America.

Then 30 years later they say **** that noise and vote for a guy from New York City who slathers on makeup, wears a girdle, and won't go outside if there a chance his hair will get wet.

I remember without watching. It's the "Get a rope" commercial.

 

[Synthaholic]

I'm out of bread. So I'm out of toast.