Vandalshandle
Gold Member
Talking to a Republican can be frustrating. Often, it seems like they are speaking an entirely different language -- and in many cases, they are! For this reason, in the hopes of facilitating cross-party dialogue and mutual understanding, I have compiled what I believe to be the first comprehensive Republican-to-English dictionary, featuring words commonly used by Republicans, and their English translations, alphabetized for your convenience:
•America (United States of): A country located in the N. Western Hemisphere that is #1.
•Bible: A sacred text that provides incontestable answers when thumped.
•Birth Certificate: An official birth record required of all US Presidents, regardless of race, since 2008.
•Capitalism: A system of economic organization that has never been attempted.
•Christmas: A holiday commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, now rarely celebrated due to persecution by atheists.
•Compromise: (uncommon) A form of political suicide.
•Coast (East): A very bad coast of the continental United States.
•Coast (West): Another really inexcusable coast.
•Communism: The belief that the government should ever do anything.
•Condescending: Accurately informed.
•Constitution (U.S.): The hallowed founding document of the United States, the text of which must be interpreted strictly and amended immediately.
•Corporations: Large people who are overtaxed.
•Deficits: 1) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Democrats that threaten to bankrupt the country. 2) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Republicans that don't matter.
•Democrat: A political party.
•Election: A method of selecting representatives, the fraudulence of which may be determined by the outcome.
•Elitist: Qualified, or educated.
•Endangered Species: Animals that have it coming.
•Evolution: A theory of human origins that is out there.
•Extremist (Liberal): Espousing or adhering to political beliefs that are held by only a majority of Americans.
•Fact: Information that has been verifiably posted to a RedState comment board.
•Forest (National): Trees that have it coming.
•Gut: Region of the body from which decisions should be made.
•Homosexuality: A membership-only lifestyle organization that perpetuates itself through youth recruitment.
•Hitler: A man to whom it would be inappropriate to compare President Obama in spite of the many uncanny similarities.
•Jesus: Charismatic religious leader and son of God; born in Bethlehem in the year 0; beliefs include love, charity, enhanced interrogation, privatized healthcare, elimination of the estate tax, and the right to carry concealed semiautomatic weapons.
From: Jonathan Bines: How to Speak Republican
Etc......
I would add, lamestream media, gun-grabbers, job-killers, libtard, and others that I can not remember at the moment because I have not listened to Sarah Palin and Limbaugh for years.
•America (United States of): A country located in the N. Western Hemisphere that is #1.
•Bible: A sacred text that provides incontestable answers when thumped.
•Birth Certificate: An official birth record required of all US Presidents, regardless of race, since 2008.
•Capitalism: A system of economic organization that has never been attempted.
•Christmas: A holiday commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, now rarely celebrated due to persecution by atheists.
•Compromise: (uncommon) A form of political suicide.
•Coast (East): A very bad coast of the continental United States.
•Coast (West): Another really inexcusable coast.
•Communism: The belief that the government should ever do anything.
•Condescending: Accurately informed.
•Constitution (U.S.): The hallowed founding document of the United States, the text of which must be interpreted strictly and amended immediately.
•Corporations: Large people who are overtaxed.
•Deficits: 1) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Democrats that threaten to bankrupt the country. 2) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Republicans that don't matter.
•Democrat: A political party.
•Election: A method of selecting representatives, the fraudulence of which may be determined by the outcome.
•Elitist: Qualified, or educated.
•Endangered Species: Animals that have it coming.
•Evolution: A theory of human origins that is out there.
•Extremist (Liberal): Espousing or adhering to political beliefs that are held by only a majority of Americans.
•Fact: Information that has been verifiably posted to a RedState comment board.
•Forest (National): Trees that have it coming.
•Gut: Region of the body from which decisions should be made.
•Homosexuality: A membership-only lifestyle organization that perpetuates itself through youth recruitment.
•Hitler: A man to whom it would be inappropriate to compare President Obama in spite of the many uncanny similarities.
•Jesus: Charismatic religious leader and son of God; born in Bethlehem in the year 0; beliefs include love, charity, enhanced interrogation, privatized healthcare, elimination of the estate tax, and the right to carry concealed semiautomatic weapons.
From: Jonathan Bines: How to Speak Republican
Etc......
I would add, lamestream media, gun-grabbers, job-killers, libtard, and others that I can not remember at the moment because I have not listened to Sarah Palin and Limbaugh for years.
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