As funny as that sounds I wasn't kidding lol
Well I do have a bit of the same experiences just a little shorter time so it rings true....
I just wised up a little sooner.
But you got married again....
I tried twice. First wife was a David Koresh type but. Second one worked in the medical field and wrote herself scripts.
**** strike three, what's next? Loreana Bobbit? I'm out bruh
Thats fuken hilliarious!!!
The wife put up with me through several minor infractions that lead to a summer of jail time.
It was all minor and thirty years ago.
I wised up real fast when I realised I loved her and didnt want to disappoint her.