How old are you?

How old are you?

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Old enough to know better, still too young to care.



You'll learn...I get away with way more than I did in my youth.
Of course the wife has slacked off when it comes to me behaving badly.

I'm the exact opposite.


The key is she now trusts me after 27 years of marriage.
It wasnt always this easy trust me.....


Seriously...
I told the current wife before we got married she wouldnt come between me and my buds.
I learned from the first fiance ....
 
Old enough to know better, still too young to care.



You'll learn...I get away with way more than I did in my youth.
Of course the wife has slacked off when it comes to me behaving badly.

I'm the exact opposite.


The key is she now trusts me after 27 years of marriage.
It wasnt always this easy trust me.....

I went 22 years & almost 10 the second time.
Prison was easier


Dude you crack me up!!!!
 
Old enough to know better, still too young to care.



You'll learn...I get away with way more than I did in my youth.
Of course the wife has slacked off when it comes to me behaving badly.

I'm the exact opposite.


The key is she now trusts me after 27 years of marriage.
It wasnt always this easy trust me.....

I went 22 years & almost 10 the second time.
Prison was easier


Dude you crack me up!!!!

As funny as that sounds I wasn't kidding lol
 
Black Flag is only 30?



I can take him....
But with the wisdom of a man at least a few years older than me
You refer to them as wisdom. I like to call them knots on my forehead. Formality of course
Formality... you a fuckin' commie gramps? :mad:
Yes, that's me. A regular old Gorbachev lackey
I knew it. The avi gave it away.
 
Black Flag is only 30?



I can take him....
But with the wisdom of a man at least a few years older than me
You refer to them as wisdom. I like to call them knots on my forehead. Formality of course
Formality... you a fuckin' commie gramps? :mad:
Yes, that's me. A regular old Gorbachev lackey
I knew it. The avi gave it away.
STUPID monkey gave me away....
 
You'll learn...I get away with way more than I did in my youth.
Of course the wife has slacked off when it comes to me behaving badly.
I'm the exact opposite.

The key is she now trusts me after 27 years of marriage.
It wasnt always this easy trust me.....
I went 22 years & almost 10 the second time.
Prison was easier

Dude you crack me up!!!!
As funny as that sounds I wasn't kidding lol

Well I do have a bit of the same experiences just a little shorter time so it rings true....

I just wised up a little sooner.
 
Black Flag is only 30?



I can take him....
But with the wisdom of a man at least a few years older than me
You refer to them as wisdom. I like to call them knots on my forehead. Formality of course
Formality... you a fuckin' commie gramps? :mad:
Yes, that's me. A regular old Gorbachev lackey
I knew it. The avi gave it away.



Shiit..I was ready to vote him pres for life for mother russia.
 
But with the wisdom of a man at least a few years older than me
You refer to them as wisdom. I like to call them knots on my forehead. Formality of course
Formality... you a fuckin' commie gramps? :mad:
Yes, that's me. A regular old Gorbachev lackey
I knew it. The avi gave it away.
STUPID monkey gave me away....
And from the look of it, he doesn't even care! :mad:

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But with the wisdom of a man at least a few years older than me
You refer to them as wisdom. I like to call them knots on my forehead. Formality of course
Formality... you a fuckin' commie gramps? :mad:
Yes, that's me. A regular old Gorbachev lackey
I knew it. The avi gave it away.



Shiit..I was ready to vote him pres for life for mother russia.
In Mother Russia you can't give him your vote. Mother Russia will give him your vote.
 
You refer to them as wisdom. I like to call them knots on my forehead. Formality of course
Formality... you a fuckin' commie gramps? :mad:
Yes, that's me. A regular old Gorbachev lackey
I knew it. The avi gave it away.



Shiit..I was ready to vote him pres for life for mother russia.
In Mother Russia you can't give him your vote. Mother Russia will give him your vote.

Of Course Comrade.
 
Formality... you a fuckin' commie gramps? :mad:
Yes, that's me. A regular old Gorbachev lackey
I knew it. The avi gave it away.



Shiit..I was ready to vote him pres for life for mother russia.
In Mother Russia you can't give him your vote. Mother Russia will give him your vote.

Of Course Comrade.
I just reported you to the KGB
 
I'm the exact opposite.

The key is she now trusts me after 27 years of marriage.
It wasnt always this easy trust me.....
I went 22 years & almost 10 the second time.
Prison was easier

Dude you crack me up!!!!
As funny as that sounds I wasn't kidding lol

Well I do have a bit of the same experiences just a little shorter time so it rings true....

I just wised up a little sooner.
But you got married again....


I tried twice. First wife was a David Koresh type but. Second one worked in the medical field and wrote herself scripts.

Fuck strike three, what's next? Loreana Bobbit? I'm out bruh
 
Yes, that's me. A regular old Gorbachev lackey
I knew it. The avi gave it away.



Shiit..I was ready to vote him pres for life for mother russia.
In Mother Russia you can't give him your vote. Mother Russia will give him your vote.

Of Course Comrade.
I just reported you to the KGB

Welcome to the Club.....
Expect a phone call,or a personal visit.
 
I knew it. The avi gave it away.



Shiit..I was ready to vote him pres for life for mother russia.
In Mother Russia you can't give him your vote. Mother Russia will give him your vote.

Of Course Comrade.
I just reported you to the KGB

Welcome to the Club.....
Expect a phone call,or a personal visit.
Hopefully it's personal. I fucking hate telemarketers.
 
You refer to them as wisdom. I like to call them knots on my forehead. Formality of course
Formality... you a fuckin' commie gramps? :mad:
Yes, that's me. A regular old Gorbachev lackey
I knew it. The avi gave it away.



Shiit..I was ready to vote him pres for life for mother russia.
In Mother Russia you can't give him your vote. Mother Russia will give him your vote.

That would depend on your level comrade...
Have nice day.....
 
Shiit..I was ready to vote him pres for life for mother russia.
In Mother Russia you can't give him your vote. Mother Russia will give him your vote.

Of Course Comrade.
I just reported you to the KGB

Welcome to the Club.....
Expect a phone call,or a personal visit.
Hopefully it's personal. I fucking hate telemarketers.
Dude, the next time one calls you start in on the my wife just died routine and I don't think I can handle the pressure.
Good times
 

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