How many Floridians will fall for fake Hurricane?

[SavannahMann]

As we know anything promoted by the Lame Stream Media is a lie. And they have suddenly declared that there is a hurricane. Popping up out of nowhere. It’s “supposedly” heading for Florida. And the Government is demanding that you leave.

Evacuation Orders

www.floridadisaster.org

Why would they do that? A real evacuation because of a fake hurricane? Obviously to separate you good Patriots from your guns.

How many will fall for it? How many will buy the hype? How many will lose their rights as Americans?

 

[marvin martian]

As we know anything promoted by the Lame Stream Media is a lie. And they have suddenly declared that there is a hurricane. Popping up out of nowhere. It’s “supposedly” heading for Florida. And the Government is demanding that you leave.

Evacuation Orders

www.floridadisaster.org

Why would they do that? A real evacuation because of a fake hurricane? Obviously to separate you good Patriots from your guns.

How many will fall for it? How many will buy the hype? How many will lose their rights as Americans?

You're too dumb to pull this off, don't try.

But we ALL know you'll try to blame it on "global warming", and then we'll laugh at you.

lol

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Or maybe, to plant surveillance devices in certain "patriot" homes.

 

[The Duke]

As we know anything promoted by the Lame Stream Media is a lie. And they have suddenly declared that there is a hurricane. Popping up out of nowhere. It’s “supposedly” heading for Florida. And the Government is demanding that you leave.

Evacuation Orders

www.floridadisaster.org

Why would they do that? A real evacuation because of a fake hurricane? Obviously to separate you good Patriots from your guns.

How many will fall for it? How many will buy the hype? How many will lose their rights as Americans?

10% that are newly transplanted from NY or NJ.

ZOMG it's a hurricane! Again. It's Florida, that's going to happen.

I've been through some bad ones. Most recently Ian and Irma.

I say this next thing will be like a typical summer day when I was 8 without golf-ball sized hail.

 

[norwegen]

I say we blow Jacksonville off da map.

 

[yidnar]

As we know anything promoted by the Lame Stream Media is a lie. And they have suddenly declared that there is a hurricane. Popping up out of nowhere. It’s “supposedly” heading for Florida. And the Government is demanding that you leave.

Evacuation Orders

www.floridadisaster.org

Why would they do that? A real evacuation because of a fake hurricane? Obviously to separate you good Patriots from your guns.

How many will fall for it? How many will buy the hype? How many will lose their rights as Americans?

agreed ! you should prove your point and sleep in your pink Prius right on the Tampa River Walk .

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

As we know anything promoted by the Lame Stream Media is a lie. And they have suddenly declared that there is a hurricane. Popping up out of nowhere. It’s “supposedly” heading for Florida. And the Government is demanding that you leave.

Evacuation Orders

www.floridadisaster.org

Why would they do that? A real evacuation because of a fake hurricane? Obviously to separate you good Patriots from your guns.

How many will fall for it? How many will buy the hype? How many will lose their rights as Americans?

Unless you're a transplant most wont fall for it.
I have neighbors from California and they went crazy boarding up all the windows when a hurricane was approaching.
I told em that it's not necessary based on my experience with hurricanes.
This is my neighbors house behind the FJ so it required a lot of plywood!!!
And you're just seeing a small part of his house.
After it was all over Todd came over and said I should have listened to you.
On the plus side they now have all of the plywood cut and sized if a real hurricane comes along.
Of course they have to store a shitload of plywood now.

 

[Zincwarrior]

God hates Florida.

 

[jotathought]

How many thought the apocalypse was here when tropical storm hilary went into southern california? Oh my gosh .. the desert areas had "mudslides" and "floods" ... the horror of a desert, which rarely sees water, reacting to water.

 

[Darkwind]

You're too dumb to pull this off, don't try.

But we ALL know you'll try to blame it on "global warming", and then we'll laugh at you.

lol

Should I wait until he blames global warming, or can I start now?

 

[Concerned American]

As we know anything promoted by the Lame Stream Media is a lie. And they have suddenly declared that there is a hurricane. Popping up out of nowhere. It’s “supposedly” heading for Florida. And the Government is demanding that you leave.

Evacuation Orders

www.floridadisaster.org

Why would they do that? A real evacuation because of a fake hurricane? Obviously to separate you good Patriots from your guns.

How many will fall for it? How many will buy the hype? How many will lose their rights as Americans?

Panic Porn. They are deficient this week, so now tropical depressions are "OMG THE SKY IS FALLING HURRICANES" Breaking News Tonight!

 

[BackAgain]

As we know anything promoted by the Lame Stream Media is a lie. And they have suddenly declared that there is a hurricane. Popping up out of nowhere. It’s “supposedly” heading for Florida. And the Government is demanding that you leave.

Evacuation Orders

www.floridadisaster.org

Why would they do that? A real evacuation because of a fake hurricane? Obviously to separate you good Patriots from your guns.

How many will fall for it? How many will buy the hype? How many will lose their rights as Americans?

 

[The Duke]

agreed ! you should prove your point and sleep in your pink Prius right on the Tampa River Walk .

St. Pete Beach.

 

[jotathought]

Panic Porn. They are deficient this week, so now tropical depressions are "OMG THE SKY IS FALLING HURRICANES" Breaking News Tonight!

CLIMATE CHANGE!!!! Man Made!

 

[SavannahMann]

You're too dumb to pull this off, don't try.

But we ALL know you'll try to blame it on "global warming", and then we'll laugh at you.

lol

And you think this is a joke? They contaminated the fuel.

‘Widespread fuel contamination’ reported at some Florida gas stations as Idalia looms

The gas, which was contaminated with diesel fuel, could harm engines or make them inoperable just as Floridians seek gas for evacuations or generators.

www.tampabay.com

It’s all a conspiracy. They’re out to get the proud patriots.

 

[The Duke]

And you think this is a joke? They contaminated the fuel.

‘Widespread fuel contamination’ reported at some Florida gas stations as Idalia looms

The gas, which was contaminated with diesel fuel, could harm engines or make them inoperable just as Floridians seek gas for evacuations or generators.

www.tampabay.com

It’s all a conspiracy. They’re out to get the proud patriots.

What's not a conspiracy are those record high fuel prices on Sheldon Road thanks to Biden:

He's out to get the proud patriots, and fucknuggets like you too, but you're too fucktarded to realize it.


Moron!

 

[Unkotare]

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I say this next thing will be like a typical summer day when I was 8 without golf-ball sized hail.

It must be confusing to play golf in that weather.

 

[The Duke]

It must be confusing to play golf in that weather.

I doubt it. Hail is clear. I was riding a Mongoose when I was 8, that I earned the money to buy with mowing lawns, not playing golf.

 

[Unkotare]

I doubt it. Hail is clear. I was riding a Mongoose when I was 8, that I earned the money to buy with mowing lawns, not playing golf.

 

[Crepitus]

Or maybe, to plant surveillance devices in certain "patriot" homes.

Naw, it's so they can hide vaccine injectors in the toilet seats.

Jokes on them though, most conservatives have outhouses in that part of the world.