How Did You Picture The Easter Bunny As A Child?

[Road Runner]

Yep, another Easter topic in the same day lol but I'm just curious,.. when you were a child did you picture the Easter Bunny to be a domesticated pet rabbit and hopping around on all fours, or more like the size of a person and walking around and delivering their Easter eggs, candy, and baskets that way? For me it was the latter.

 

[toobfreak]

I pictured him as a scaled down low budget version of another fantasy Harry Potter character in a cheap, bucktoothed, worm-eaten costume scaring kids everywhere, just without the big budget of Warner Brothers to properly sell the commercial sham.

 

[Auld Phart]

and then it hatched.

 

[lg325]

Me also. A big pink rabbit walking on two legs.

 

[Road Runner]

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and then it hatched.

From the egg? I think you have it backwards lol the Easter Bunny delivers the Easter eggs he doesn't come from them. XD (Yes I'm calling it a he and if I offend anybody then I don't give a shit. )

 

[the watcher]

I try not to think about it.

 

[Road Runner]

Okay, I somewhat take back what I said in this thread. The Easter Bunny can be rather freaky sometimes.

CDZ - Which Is Scarier Santa Claus Or The Easter Bunny?

And I'm talking about from a child's perspective btw lol but anyways, I started thinking about this because of the fact that children everywhere are starting to get excited that the Easter Bunny will be hopping into town soon so good old Sandy needs to step aside and move over for now! Anyways...

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[miketx]

Yep, another Easter topic in the same day lol but I'm just curious,.. when you were a child did you picture the Easter Bunny to be a domesticated pet rabbit and hopping around on all fours, or more like the size of a person and walking around and delivering their Easter eggs, candy, and baskets that way? For me it was the latter.

I don't know and we never saw any eggs, they were always hidden. I asked my mom one time why he hid his eggs and she said that I would hide my eggs to if I was fucking a chicken.

 

[White 6]

Yep, another Easter topic in the same day lol but I'm just curious,.. when you were a child did you picture the Easter Bunny to be a domesticated pet rabbit and hopping around on all fours, or more like the size of a person and walking around and delivering their Easter eggs, candy, and baskets that way? For me it was the latter.

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[toobfreak]

the Easter Bunny delivers the Easter eggs he doesn't come from them. XD (Yes I'm calling it a he and if I offend anybody then I don't give a shit.

I have it on good authority that the true original Easter Bunny was really just an overweight, under-paid neutered cat in a cheap zip-on bunny costume stolen from a formerly Russian-owned Cadbury factory.

He was last seen hitchhiking along the highway somewhere in west Ohio smoking a box-pressed Onyx cigar thumbing his way to the west coast. True story.

 

[toobfreak]

Delicious

That was not in good taste (sorry for the pun).

 

[Vastator]

 

[Road Runner]

I don't know and we never saw any eggs, they were always hidden. I asked my mom one time why he hid his eggs and she said that I would hide my eggs to if I was fucking a chicken.

It's just like that guy from Hop says, it really should be an Easter chicken. XD

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You'll be lucky if the Easter Bunny leaves you anything now except its droppings!

 

[miketx]

Back in the day our kids always wanted to hunt Easter eggs and I told them the Easter bunny had died. They didn't believe me until I showed them this:

 

[toobfreak]

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I'll have two of her eggs.

 

[Road Runner]

You people are sickening lol I though I still love most of you. XD

 

[White 6]

That was not in good taste (sorry for the pun).

No seriously, it tastes great! We did the same thing with squirrel, while still out hunting as kids. On a slow day, it pays to carry salt, pepper and Louisiana Hot sauce.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

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LOLOL.I had to check. I knew some bestid would spoil it....lolol

 

[Calypso Jones]

potatoes are easier to catch.

 

[Road Runner]

potatoes are easier to catch.

I just edited the post you liked as I love most of these people but they must have something against rabbits or something. XD Also, I wasn't going to bring this up, but I know that you have religious background like me so,.. it's good to see that you haven't condemned the bunny as for some strange reason it usually has to be either Jesus or the Easter Bunny and I'm just like even though Jesus is WAY more important, what's wrong with eggs and chocolate?