I just treat mine with beer. Depending on the symptoms, either pale ale or lager.
Today, it's lager. Ying-ding-a-ling (or whatever they call themselves).
Yuengling?
That's Pottsville pisswater. You could at least go for the black & tan.
That douchebag should try hisself some Newcastle.
Or anything that's not made from Surekill water.
