Ravi
Diamond Member
October 9, 2009 - Reacting to the news this morning that President Barak Hussein Obama was awarded the Nobel Prize for Peace, Republicans on the hill reacted quickly by introducing a resolution calling for a National Day of Shame.
Arguments for passage included statements that Mr. Hussein was merely sucking up to Eurotrash and that he paid off someone to get nominated.
"What the fuck has he done to promote peace?" shouted one emotional Representative. "He doesn't even have a valid birth certificate," cried another.
Voting was delayed until this afternoon, shortly after one member declared, "Upon reflection, he has screwed US over!" and the chamber erupted in tears. House Republicans made a beeline to the restrooms to repair their makeup and blow their noses.
Arguments for passage included statements that Mr. Hussein was merely sucking up to Eurotrash and that he paid off someone to get nominated.
"What the fuck has he done to promote peace?" shouted one emotional Representative. "He doesn't even have a valid birth certificate," cried another.
Voting was delayed until this afternoon, shortly after one member declared, "Upon reflection, he has screwed US over!" and the chamber erupted in tears. House Republicans made a beeline to the restrooms to repair their makeup and blow their noses.