Jarlaxle
Gold Member
Look out for number one-first, last, and always-because nobody else will. Never trust anyone, because 90+% of the world is not trustworthy. Never confront anyone unless you are ready, willing, and able to KILL that person then and there.I learned that sadism was a lot more common than most people were willing to admit, and to never trust institutions or authority figures.
And that a no.2 pencil makes a pretty good shank.
Every child should know how to make and use a garotte by age ten.