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Sandy73
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HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly
removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them
while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
toilet se at by simply peeing in the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing
the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a
hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.
Sometimes we Just Need to Remember What The Rules of life
really are...
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it
doesn't move and! it should, use WD-40. If it moves
and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
The five most essential words for a healthy, vital
relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."
Never pass up an opportunity to go potty.
If you woke up breathing, Congratulations! You have
another chance!
And Finally... Be Really Good To Your Family and
Friends..... You never know when you are going to need
them to empty your bedpan!
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat
and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly
removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting someone else to hold them
while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
toilet se at by simply peeing in the sink.
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing
the pressure in your veins.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep when you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a
hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache.
Sometimes we Just Need to Remember What The Rules of life
really are...
You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it
doesn't move and! it should, use WD-40. If it moves
and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
The five most essential words for a healthy, vital
relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."
Never pass up an opportunity to go potty.
If you woke up breathing, Congratulations! You have
another chance!
And Finally... Be Really Good To Your Family and
Friends..... You never know when you are going to need
them to empty your bedpan!
