Hollywood Celebrities Plead With Movie Fans: Please Go Back To Theaters

You want me back in theaters??

This
is how you get me back in theaters...........



1. ALL actors MUST, by LAW, keep their fucking pie holes SHUT on ANY subject other than their work!!! (also directors, producers, etc.....)

2. Actors that break this law will spend 6 months in jail, and have to pay a 1 million dollar fine.

3. Movie makers are NO LONGER allowed to sneak in political views, statements, or innuendos into ANY film, movie, video, animation, or tv show that is not based on politics itself. 10 million dollar fines will result, and one year in jail.

4. Empty seats MUST be kept between audience members that are not with another person or group.

5. Kicking the back of someones seat, talking during the movie, making disgusting noises, or refusing to take your screaming brat to the restroom will result in IMMEDIATE EVICTION of the theater and being blackballed from entering that establishment again.

6. There needs to be wait staff working the auditoriums. Audience members can order on the theaters website during a movie, and the staff will bring the order to them.......so the customer does not have to miss parts of the movie.

7. All food items must not be priced 20% over standard retail prices.

8. Dinner theaters will allow people to bring their own food, if they so choose.

9. Commercials will no longer be tolerated. Customers do not pay for commercials, they pay for the movie.

10. No more than 3 movie trailers are allowed to be shown before a movie starts.
 
You want me back in theaters??

This
is how you get me back in theaters...........



1. ALL actors MUST, by LAW, keep their fucking pie holes SHUT on ANY subject other than their work!!! (also directors, producers, etc.....)

2. Actors that break this law will spend 6 months in jail, and have to pay a 1 million dollar fine.

3. Movie makers are NO LONGER allowed to sneak in political views, statements, or innuendos into ANY film, movie, video, animation, or tv show that is not based on politics itself. 10 million dollar fines will result, and one year in jail.

4. Empty seats MUST be kept between audience members that are not with another person or group.

5. Kicking the back of someones seat, talking during the movie, making disgusting noises, or refusing to take your screaming brat to the restroom will result in IMMEDIATE EVICTION of the theater and being blackballed from entering that establishment again.

6. There needs to be wait staff working the auditoriums. Audience members can order on the theaters website during a movie, and the staff will bring the order to them.......so the customer does not have to miss parts of the movie.

7. All food items must not be priced 20% over standard retail prices.

8. Dinner theaters will allow people to bring their own food, if they so choose.

9. Commercials will no longer be tolerated. Customers do not pay for commercials, they pay for the movie.

10. No more than 3 movie trailers are allowed to be shown before a movie starts.
On second thought, we don't want YOU back.
 
You want me back in theaters??

This
is how you get me back in theaters...........



1. ALL actors MUST, by LAW, keep their fucking pie holes SHUT on ANY subject other than their work!!! (also directors, producers, etc.....)

2. Actors that break this law will spend 6 months in jail, and have to pay a 1 million dollar fine.

3. Movie makers are NO LONGER allowed to sneak in political views, statements, or innuendos into ANY film, movie, video, animation, or tv show that is not based on politics itself. 10 million dollar fines will result, and one year in jail.

4. Empty seats MUST be kept between audience members that are not with another person or group.

5. Kicking the back of someones seat, talking during the movie, making disgusting noises, or refusing to take your screaming brat to the restroom will result in IMMEDIATE EVICTION of the theater and being blackballed from entering that establishment again.

6. There needs to be wait staff working the auditoriums. Audience members can order on the theaters website during a movie, and the staff will bring the order to them.......so the customer does not have to miss parts of the movie.

7. All food items must not be priced 20% over standard retail prices.

8. Dinner theaters will allow people to bring their own food, if they so choose.

9. Commercials will no longer be tolerated. Customers do not pay for commercials, they pay for the movie.

10. No more than 3 movie trailers are allowed to be shown before a movie starts.
On second thought, we don't want YOU back.

I wasn't planning on it anyway!!!!
:funnyface:
 
Want people to come back try making decent movies and even that might not do it. You can thank the government in part for this they did such a good job shutting everything down and getting people to isolate themselves for over a year people have found out how to live without things like going to movies.
 
Well there is something for Blob supporters at the theater:
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It checks all their boxes...

Phony
Violent
Means nothing
 
Make good movies. Build it... And they will come.
I second this. What I don't get is why the movie theater matters so much when the true fans will buy what becomes available to buy when it becomes available to buy. If I have asked this question before, I don't remember what was said in return if anything ever was, but how is a paycheck for the actors and actresses determined anyway with there being two forms of success: How well a film does in the theater and how well it does in the stores being those two things?

God bless you and my most favorite actors always!!!

Holly
 
Oh brother... The OP sounds like a 4 year old.

I'll be back as soon as the theaters start having movies again. The summer is looking good.
Yeah... sure ya will... if there's a theater open that hasn't gone bankrupt, then you can pay to watch the next CGI super hero, remake XVIII, with all it's disgusting SJW and pathetic virtue signaling horses shit.

I won't. 99.99% of all the movies to come out of hollyweird in the last decade have been pure SHIT.
Not only that, they actually KNOW they'd make money with family-friendly, feel-good fare but they refuse to do it for political reasons. I wouldn't piss on one of them if they were on fire...
Exactly,well said :thup:
 
Want people to come back try making decent movies and even that might not do it. You can thank the government in part for this they did such a good job shutting everything down and getting people to isolate themselves for over a year people have found out how to live without things like going to movies.
Plus the sheep are so paranoid over the virus hoax they are staying away.before the scamdemic took hold I could always count on going to my local theatre and seeing a packed crowd on the weekend.4 years ago when Wonder Woman came out,the theatre was packed everytime I went and saw it.this last Wonder Woman sequel I saw there was not more than a dozen or so at the theaters and it was on opening weekend.the world will never be the same again for the people that lived through this scamdemic.
 
Make good movies. Build it... And they will come.
I second this. What I don't get is why the movie theater matters so much when the true fans will buy what becomes available to buy when it becomes available to buy. If I have asked this question before, I don't remember what was said in return if anything ever was, but how is a paycheck for the actors and actresses determined anyway with there being two forms of success: How well a film does in the theater and how well it does in the stores being those two things?

God bless you and my most favorite actors always!!!

Holly
Well, it matters to those who work in the theaters. It also matters when a movie is released but many don't see it because of costs, scheduling, or whatever and when it does become available either for download or DVD or on streaming, the seed is planted months ago. Movies enjoy a distribution channel unlike any other really. When a car comes out, they advertise the car but there isn't a "release date" followed by another bounce when it hits the car lots. It is just released.... Movies get the release date and the bounce when it becomes available to rent and own.

As for the actors...clearly they have a big stake in it. A lot of the A+ list actors work for a % of the gate on top of what they got paid upfront. I'm not sure why people harbor such resentment but, of course, conservatives do.
 
Make good movies. Build it... And they will come.
I second this. What I don't get is why the movie theater matters so much when the true fans will buy what becomes available to buy when it becomes available to buy. If I have asked this question before, I don't remember what was said in return if anything ever was, but how is a paycheck for the actors and actresses determined anyway with there being two forms of success: How well a film does in the theater and how well it does in the stores being those two things?

God bless you and my most favorite actors always!!!

Holly
Well, it matters to those who work in the theaters. It also matters when a movie is released but many don't see it because of costs, scheduling, or whatever and when it does become available either for download or DVD or on streaming, the seed is planted months ago. Movies enjoy a distribution channel unlike any other really. When a car comes out, they advertise the car but there isn't a "release date" followed by another bounce when it hits the car lots. It is just released.... Movies get the release date and the bounce when it becomes available to rent and own.

As for the actors...clearly they have a big stake in it. A lot of the A+ list actors work for a % of the gate on top of what they got paid upfront. I'm not sure why people harbor such resentment but, of course, conservatives do.



They pretend they're as good as, or better than, the rest of us....... they aren't.
That's why.
 
Make good movies. Build it... And they will come.
I second this. What I don't get is why the movie theater matters so much when the true fans will buy what becomes available to buy when it becomes available to buy. If I have asked this question before, I don't remember what was said in return if anything ever was, but how is a paycheck for the actors and actresses determined anyway with there being two forms of success: How well a film does in the theater and how well it does in the stores being those two things?

God bless you and my most favorite actors always!!!

Holly
Well, it matters to those who work in the theaters. It also matters when a movie is released but many don't see it because of costs, scheduling, or whatever and when it does become available either for download or DVD or on streaming, the seed is planted months ago. Movies enjoy a distribution channel unlike any other really. When a car comes out, they advertise the car but there isn't a "release date" followed by another bounce when it hits the car lots. It is just released.... Movies get the release date and the bounce when it becomes available to rent and own.

As for the actors...clearly they have a big stake in it. A lot of the A+ list actors work for a % of the gate on top of what they got paid upfront. I'm not sure why people harbor such resentment but, of course, conservatives do.



They pretend they're as good as, or better than, the rest of us....... they aren't.
That's why.

Nobody has to pretend to be better than you...they are born that way. You've become less of a person as you've grown older.
 
Make good movies. Build it... And they will come.
I second this. What I don't get is why the movie theater matters so much when the true fans will buy what becomes available to buy when it becomes available to buy. If I have asked this question before, I don't remember what was said in return if anything ever was, but how is a paycheck for the actors and actresses determined anyway with there being two forms of success: How well a film does in the theater and how well it does in the stores being those two things?

God bless you and my most favorite actors always!!!

Holly
Well, it matters to those who work in the theaters. It also matters when a movie is released but many don't see it because of costs, scheduling, or whatever and when it does become available either for download or DVD or on streaming, the seed is planted months ago. Movies enjoy a distribution channel unlike any other really. When a car comes out, they advertise the car but there isn't a "release date" followed by another bounce when it hits the car lots. It is just released.... Movies get the release date and the bounce when it becomes available to rent and own.

As for the actors...clearly they have a big stake in it. A lot of the A+ list actors work for a % of the gate on top of what they got paid upfront. I'm not sure why people harbor such resentment but, of course, conservatives do.



They pretend they're as good as, or better than, the rest of us....... they aren't.
That's why.

Nobody has to pretend to be better than you...they are born that way. You've become less of a person as you've grown older.

Awww..... ain't you cute, lol.

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Make good movies. Build it... And they will come.
I second this. What I don't get is why the movie theater matters so much when the true fans will buy what becomes available to buy when it becomes available to buy. If I have asked this question before, I don't remember what was said in return if anything ever was, but how is a paycheck for the actors and actresses determined anyway with there being two forms of success: How well a film does in the theater and how well it does in the stores being those two things?

God bless you and my most favorite actors always!!!

Holly
Well, it matters to those who work in the theaters. It also matters when a movie is released but many don't see it because of costs, scheduling, or whatever and when it does become available either for download or DVD or on streaming, the seed is planted months ago. Movies enjoy a distribution channel unlike any other really. When a car comes out, they advertise the car but there isn't a "release date" followed by another bounce when it hits the car lots. It is just released.... Movies get the release date and the bounce when it becomes available to rent and own.

As for the actors...clearly they have a big stake in it. A lot of the A+ list actors work for a % of the gate on top of what they got paid upfront. I'm not sure why people harbor such resentment but, of course, conservatives do.
So what is it that makes the most difference, how well a film does in the theaters or how well it does once it can be purchased? Do keep in mind that when a film hits the theaters, that right there is only the beginning when the film can continue to be even more of a success once its in the stores.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. I just now pointed this out in another chat last night. At the end of next month, that film named Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory will be 50 years old. Due to the fact that time does march on, new fans of the film eventually were born and continue to come around. I was literally born on its day of release, but not until eleven years later. I believe that my copy of the film was given to me on my ninth birthday which is when the film became 20 years old.
 
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A. I looked at what’s playing. Crap. Total crap.

B. Your politics and virtue superiority games has everyone with a brain disgusted with you.

C. Your panic porn propaganda has worked on the sheeples. They’re terrified to step outside, let alone sit next to strangers.

So short answer: No.


People will return to the theaters (that are safe and located in safe areas) when there are genuine movies with genuine movie stars, not "actors" who are selected for the sake of "diversity."
 

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