Baron Von Murderpaws
Diamond Member
You want me back in theaters??
This is how you get me back in theaters...........
1. ALL actors MUST, by LAW, keep their fucking pie holes SHUT on ANY subject other than their work!!! (also directors, producers, etc.....)
2. Actors that break this law will spend 6 months in jail, and have to pay a 1 million dollar fine.
3. Movie makers are NO LONGER allowed to sneak in political views, statements, or innuendos into ANY film, movie, video, animation, or tv show that is not based on politics itself. 10 million dollar fines will result, and one year in jail.
4. Empty seats MUST be kept between audience members that are not with another person or group.
5. Kicking the back of someones seat, talking during the movie, making disgusting noises, or refusing to take your screaming brat to the restroom will result in IMMEDIATE EVICTION of the theater and being blackballed from entering that establishment again.
6. There needs to be wait staff working the auditoriums. Audience members can order on the theaters website during a movie, and the staff will bring the order to them.......so the customer does not have to miss parts of the movie.
7. All food items must not be priced 20% over standard retail prices.
8. Dinner theaters will allow people to bring their own food, if they so choose.
9. Commercials will no longer be tolerated. Customers do not pay for commercials, they pay for the movie.
10. No more than 3 movie trailers are allowed to be shown before a movie starts.
This is how you get me back in theaters...........
1. ALL actors MUST, by LAW, keep their fucking pie holes SHUT on ANY subject other than their work!!! (also directors, producers, etc.....)
2. Actors that break this law will spend 6 months in jail, and have to pay a 1 million dollar fine.
3. Movie makers are NO LONGER allowed to sneak in political views, statements, or innuendos into ANY film, movie, video, animation, or tv show that is not based on politics itself. 10 million dollar fines will result, and one year in jail.
4. Empty seats MUST be kept between audience members that are not with another person or group.
5. Kicking the back of someones seat, talking during the movie, making disgusting noises, or refusing to take your screaming brat to the restroom will result in IMMEDIATE EVICTION of the theater and being blackballed from entering that establishment again.
6. There needs to be wait staff working the auditoriums. Audience members can order on the theaters website during a movie, and the staff will bring the order to them.......so the customer does not have to miss parts of the movie.
7. All food items must not be priced 20% over standard retail prices.
8. Dinner theaters will allow people to bring their own food, if they so choose.
9. Commercials will no longer be tolerated. Customers do not pay for commercials, they pay for the movie.
10. No more than 3 movie trailers are allowed to be shown before a movie starts.