Hi Everyone. I'm Here to Discuss Gardening.

Just make those checkered lines when you cut your grass. That's what I do. Everybody's like ooooooohhh....look at his grass.
I mow the side yard in a big circle.

Everybody's like oooooohhh.... he's got an invisible flying saucer parked there.
 
There would be more posts in my gardening thread if I was Russian rather than Canadian.
The point is a nice garden costs money and takes alot of hard work.

What is truly difficult is finding anyone worth a damn to do it for you, because it's too time consuming and expensive to do it all by yourself.
 
There would be more posts in my gardening thread if I was Russian rather than Canadian.
The point is a nice garden costs money and takes alot of hard work.

What is truly difficult is finding anyone worth a damn to do it for you, because it's too time consuming and expensive to do it all by yourself.
You pay yourself to work for yourself?..Man, I have been ripping myself off for years..
 
Here's what I'm trying to do. I'm moving into a new fancy-dancy neighborhood and am building a big honkin' house, and I want to be able tell my neighbors, "I'm better than you."

What sort of gardening things do I need to do that?

A landscaper.
 
There would be more posts in my gardening thread if I was Russian rather than Canadian.
The point is a nice garden costs money and takes alot of hard work.

What is truly difficult is finding anyone worth a damn to do it for you, because it's too time consuming and expensive to do it all by yourself.
You pay yourself to work for yourself?..Man, I have been ripping myself off for years..
Take into consideration all of the tools and rentals you need to buy in order to do a decent landscaping job.
 
There would be more posts in my gardening thread if I was Russian rather than Canadian.
The point is a nice garden costs money and takes alot of hard work.

What is truly difficult is finding anyone worth a damn to do it for you, because it's too time consuming and expensive to do it all by yourself.
You pay yourself to work for yourself?..Man, I have been ripping myself off for years..
Take into consideration all of the tools and rentals you need to buy in order to do a decent landscaping job.
I know it's not like your going to use them on your own place.
 
There would be more posts in my gardening thread if I was Russian rather than Canadian.
The point is a nice garden costs money and takes alot of hard work.

What is truly difficult is finding anyone worth a damn to do it for you, because it's too time consuming and expensive to do it all by yourself.
You pay yourself to work for yourself?..Man, I have been ripping myself off for years..
Take into consideration all of the tools and rentals you need to buy in order to do a decent landscaping job.
I know it's not like your going to use them on your own place.
Some of the stuff you need will only be used once and than when you go to use it again years later it'll be broke.
 
Hire a gardener. Preferably an Asian.
 
Ate green beans from der garden last night, plan on eating them every day for the next three months.
 
Compost pile is as good as manure and "cleaner".
 
You should see all the Mexicans building the foundation of my new house. They were even playing mariachi music.
 

I can help here since I was the city gardener for 10 years, then went into Irrigation maintenance working up to 8" lines and 3" valves.

Have a lot of landscaping books too.
 

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