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And my brain is running at full power. I am probably the smartest person who has ever been here. Do you think you can handle it? Hate to be an asshole, but I doubt it. I was thinking one time about joining one of those MENSA forums. But their membership was something like 35 people. I would do just about as well talking to myself. Though admittedly, I don't have the brainpower in some ways as they do. For instance, they could certainly kick my ass in mathematics. But it doesn't depend so much on how much you know. But the quality of what you do know.
 
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And my brain is running at full power. I am probably the smartest person who has ever been here. Do you think you can handle it? Hate to be an asshole, but I doubt it. I was thinking one time about joining one of those MENSA forums. But there membership was something like 35 people. I would do just about as well talking to myself. Though admittedly, I don't have the brainpower in some ways as they do. For instance, they could certainly kick my ass in mathematics. But it doesn't depend so much on how much you know. But the quality of what you do know.
But there membership was something like 35 people.

Your brilliance is very impressive.
 

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And my brain is running at full power. I am probably the smartest person who has ever been here. Do you think you can handle it? Hate to be an asshole, but I doubt it. I was thinking one time about joining one of those MENSA forums. But there membership was something like 35 people. I would do just about as well talking to myself. Though admittedly, I don't have the brainpower in some ways as they do. For instance, they could certainly kick my ass in mathematics. But it doesn't depend so much on how much you know. But the quality of what you do know.
I normally go easy on the noobs, but this shit just makes me want to gorilla tape you to a picnic table and pour sugar water on you.
 

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And my brain is running at full power. I am probably the smartest person who has ever been here. Do you think you can handle it? Hate to be an asshole, but I doubt it. I was thinking one time about joining one of those MENSA forums. But there membership was something like 35 people. I would do just about as well talking to myself. Though admittedly, I don't have the brainpower in some ways as they do. For instance, they could certainly kick my ass in mathematics. But it doesn't depend so much on how much you know. But the quality of what you do know.

Shoulda joined the MENSA forum instead. Your IQ is dropping 20 points every hour you're on here.
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BTW: How's Pinky doin'? You need a new sidekick. You'll never take over the world with that idiot.

Edited to add: I should warn you. I just put some fresh glue traps out in my garage, so be careful.
 
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And my brain is running at full power. I am probably the smartest person who has ever been here. Do you think you can handle it? Hate to be an asshole, but I doubt it. I was thinking one time about joining one of those MENSA forums. But there membership was something like 35 people. I would do just about as well talking to myself. Though admittedly, I don't have the brainpower in some ways as they do. For instance, they could certainly kick my ass in mathematics. But it doesn't depend so much on how much you know. But the quality of what you do know.
But there membership was something like 35 people.

Your brilliance is very impressive.
Was I not being specific enough for you? Granted, it wasn't exactly a MENSA forum. But it was one for the brainiac types. And that was around the number of their membership.
 

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And my brain is running at full power. I am probably the smartest person who has ever been here. Do you think you can handle it? Hate to be an asshole, but I doubt it. I was thinking one time about joining one of those MENSA forums. But there membership was something like 35 people. I would do just about as well talking to myself. Though admittedly, I don't have the brainpower in some ways as they do. For instance, they could certainly kick my ass in mathematics. But it doesn't depend so much on how much you know. But the quality of what you do know.
Wow, you've definitely come to the right spot.

Head on down to the basement, they'll get you all set up.
 
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And my brain is running at full power. I am probably the smartest person who has ever been here. Do you think you can handle it? Hate to be an asshole, but I doubt it. I was thinking one time about joining one of those MENSA forums. But there membership was something like 35 people. I would do just about as well talking to myself. Though admittedly, I don't have the brainpower in some ways as they do. For instance, they could certainly kick my ass in mathematics. But it doesn't depend so much on how much you know. But the quality of what you do know.
I normally go easy on the noobs, but this shit just makes me want to gorilla tape you to a picnic table and pour sugar water on you.
I started a thread in the science section. I wonder what you would make of it. You don't have to believe what I said here. I know your ego probably won't allow it. So I will forgive you.
 
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And my brain is running at full power. I am probably the smartest person who has ever been here. Do you think you can handle it? Hate to be an asshole, but I doubt it. I was thinking one time about joining one of those MENSA forums. But there membership was something like 35 people. I would do just about as well talking to myself. Though admittedly, I don't have the brainpower in some ways as they do. For instance, they could certainly kick my ass in mathematics. But it doesn't depend so much on how much you know. But the quality of what you do know.

Shoulda joined the MENSA forum instead. Your IQ is dropping 20 points every hour you're on here.
:laughing0301:

BTW: How's Pinky doin'? You need a new sidekick. You'll never take over the world with that idiot.

Edited to add: I should warn you. I just put some fresh glue traps out in my garage, so be careful.
Maybe if I came here expecting to believe what people say my IQ would drop.
 
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And my brain is running at full power. I am probably the smartest person who has ever been here. Do you think you can handle it? Hate to be an asshole, but I doubt it. I was thinking one time about joining one of those MENSA forums. But there membership was something like 35 people. I would do just about as well talking to myself. Though admittedly, I don't have the brainpower in some ways as they do. For instance, they could certainly kick my ass in mathematics. But it doesn't depend so much on how much you know. But the quality of what you do know.
Wow, you've definitely come to the right spot.

Head on down to the basement, they'll get you all set up.
Strangely enough, that is just where I would expect this forum or any other to put somebody with half a brain.
 

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And my brain is running at full power. I am probably the smartest person who has ever been here. Do you think you can handle it? Hate to be an asshole, but I doubt it. I was thinking one time about joining one of those MENSA forums. But there membership was something like 35 people. I would do just about as well talking to myself. Though admittedly, I don't have the brainpower in some ways as they do. For instance, they could certainly kick my ass in mathematics. But it doesn't depend so much on how much you know. But the quality of what you do know.
But there membership was something like 35 people.

Your brilliance is very impressive.
Was I not being specific enough for you? Granted, it wasn't exactly a MENSA forum. But it was one for the brainiac types. And that was around the number of their membership.
Fullpower, he's making fun of your use of the word THEIR! Not there,

Unless you did what to say there as in the Mensa board, you punctuation was off. It should have been, But there, (with the) THE membership was 35.

No one would have made a big deal about it if you hadn't been such a braggart.
 

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But there membership was something like 35 people.
Did you mean "But their membership was something like 35 people"?

Or did you mean "But there membership was something like 35 people"?

If the former, you obviously erred. If the latter, you need to work on your punctuation as you're missing a comma between "there" and "membership". Either way, it's obvious you are not quite as smart as you think you are... not by half.
 

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But there membership was something like 35 people.
Did you mean "But their membership was something like 35 people"?

Or did you mean "But there membership was something like 35 people"?

If the former, you obviously erred. If the latter, you need to work on your punctuation as you're missing a comma between "there" and "membership". Either way, it's obvious you are not quite as smart as you think you are... not by half.
Your and my IQ must be astonishingly high to correct such brainy person! ;)
 

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And my brain is running at full power. I am probably the smartest person who has ever been here. Do you think you can handle it? Hate to be an asshole, but I doubt it. I was thinking one time about joining one of those MENSA forums. But there membership was something like 35 people. I would do just about as well talking to myself. Though admittedly, I don't have the brainpower in some ways as they do. For instance, they could certainly kick my ass in mathematics. But it doesn't depend so much on how much you know. But the quality of what you do know.
Wow, you've definitely come to the right spot.

Head on down to the basement, they'll get you all set up.
Strangely enough, that is just where I would expect this forum or any other to put somebody with half a brain.
Well at least you admitted you only have half a brain, and wouldn't match wits with 35 people you thought were smarter than you. I like honesty you are welcome to my World, Mr. I should be on a Mensa site. Hate to tell you this but you are talking to yourself. Come back when you learn mathematics!
 

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But there membership was something like 35 people.
Did you mean "But their membership was something like 35 people"?

Or did you mean "But there membership was something like 35 people"?

If the former, you obviously erred. If the latter, you need to work on your punctuation as you're missing a comma between "there" and "membership". Either way, it's obvious you are not quite as smart as you think you are... not by half.
Your and my IQ must be astonishingly high to correct such brainy person! ;)
I've been told mine is above average, but you know how moms can be...
 
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And my brain is running at full power. I am probably the smartest person who has ever been here. Do you think you can handle it? Hate to be an asshole, but I doubt it. I was thinking one time about joining one of those MENSA forums. But there membership was something like 35 people. I would do just about as well talking to myself. Though admittedly, I don't have the brainpower in some ways as they do. For instance, they could certainly kick my ass in mathematics. But it doesn't depend so much on how much you know. But the quality of what you do know.
But there membership was something like 35 people.

Your brilliance is very impressive.
Was I not being specific enough for you? Granted, it wasn't exactly a MENSA forum. But it was one for the brainiac types. And that was around the number of their membership.
Fullpower, he's making fun of your use of the word THEIR! Not there,

Unless you did what to say there as in the Mensa board, you punctuation was off. It should have been, But there, (with the) THE membership was 35.

No one would have made a big deal about it if you hadn't been such a braggart.
I see. Thanks for pointing it out. Of course I know the difference between "there" and "their." But everybody is entitled to a little mess up here and their. (That mess up was on purpose)
 
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But there membership was something like 35 people.
Did you mean "But their membership was something like 35 people"?

Or did you mean "But there membership was something like 35 people"?

If the former, you obviously erred. If the latter, you need to work on your punctuation as you're missing a comma between "there" and "membership". Either way, it's obvious you are not quite as smart as you think you are... not by half.
Timme will teel.
 
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