Hello from Texas

[bluzman61]

This is very important for political reasons...

Which hand do you use to jerk off?

Right/Left/I dunno

Well, I don't know about Tex, but I use hers.

You really have to HAND it to her!

 

[TexasT]

Is it true what they say about Texas?

That it's friggin' HOT??? Yes!!

"I'm not falling for a banana in a tailpipe."

 

[RWS]

This is very important for political reasons...

Which hand do you use to jerk off?

Right/Left/I dunno

Well, I don't know about Tex, but I use hers.

You really have to HAND it to her!

Fuck yes! But she has to use a hand wipe and a face mask... NOT!

 

[RWS]

I will risk any disease for that...

 

[RWS]

You can tell me that shit is gonna give me cancer, or make my dick implode.... And I'll still do it!!!

 

[RWS]

 

[TexasT]

You can tell me that shit is gonna give me cancer, or make my dick implode.... And I'll still do it!!!

You can tell me that shit is gonna give me cancer, or make my dick implode.... And I'll still do it!!!

Damnit man!! HA!

 

[gtopa1]

Glad I stumbled upon this site.
#MAGA2020
#QSENTME

Oil that is; Black Gold...Texas tea!!!!

Welcome.....from an Ozzie bloke.

Haven't heard that term in...well...years.



Greg

 

[gtopa1]

I kinda like Hillary, is she still up for votes?

Write her in come November...

Greg

 

[TexasT]

Glad I stumbled upon this site.
#MAGA2020
#QSENTME

Welcome to the site. The #1 rule around here is HAVE FUN!

Thanks Bluzman61; I've been quite entertained so far!!

 

[gtopa1]

Steel your nerves. It's brutal in here.

Haha! Maybe I'm brutal...
Thanks for the heads up. This should be fun then.

"and the stock horse snuffs the battle with delight"......you'll be right.

Greg

 

[TexasT]

Glad I stumbled upon this site.
#MAGA2020
#QSENTME

Oil that is; Black Gold...Texas tea!!!!

Welcome.....from an Ozzie bloke.

Haven't heard that term in...well...years.



Greg

Thanks Greg! Glad to find this place. Let's not age ourselves; I'm right there with ya! The T is for Tanya. It's not pronounced Taaanya. It's pronounced Tonya.

 

[gtopa1]

This is very important for political reasons...

Which hand do you use to jerk off?

Right/Left/I dunno

Neither but thanks for checking...

Hmmm; you've met our exceptional exponents of Fapidextrosity. They are more to be censored than pitied.

Greg

 

[TexasT]

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Welcome to the Jungle...
learn to live like an animal
in the Jungle where we play

I think I'll fit in just fine!

 

[TexasT]

Welcome from a fellow Texan.

Thanks! I'm kinda digging it here...

 

[gtopa1]

Glad I stumbled upon this site.
#MAGA2020
#QSENTME

Oil that is; Black Gold...Texas tea!!!!

Welcome.....from an Ozzie bloke.

Haven't heard that term in...well...years.



Greg

Thanks Greg! Glad to find this place. Let's not age ourselves; I'm right there with ya! The T is for Tanya. It's not pronounced Taaanya. It's pronounced Tonya.

I'm from your sister state here in Oz........Queensland. I spend most of my time in the murky badlands; I'd be banned too often in polite company. Come down and visit sometime...it's called "the sewer" for good reason though. We're a weird mob.





Greg

 

[LA RAM FAN]

TexasT

If by chance there is such a thing as reincarnation, I want to do my time in Texas...

Amen to that.i know you were just kidding about mass murderer hitlery.lol

lucky dog you live in Texas,I assume you been to San Antonio at the riverwalk,man after visiting there last year I want to move to SA,when I went there last year I was thinking there would be nothing to do but I couldn’t have been more wrong,there is so much to do at the riverwalk it could keep you busy for years.its as much busy there as New York.

 

[RWS]

TexasT, you seem really cool! Enjoy! Don't be a dick!

Except down in the lower forums of the nether regions...

 

[Darkwind]

This is very important for political reasons...

Which hand do you use to jerk off?

Right/Left/I dunno

Well, I don't know about Tex, but I use hers.

You really have to HAND it to her!

She would come in HANDY, to be sure.

 

[BigDave]