Juche, the city in which I live is being over-run with dogs. They're turning our city into a cesspool. Cats, too. The city no longer euthanizes strays so the area is being turned into one huge dog toilet.
Now, maybe we can make a deal. We can export to NK as many dogs as you have an appetite to import. No limit. Cats, too. Best part is that they would cost you only, say...1.49 a pound. So, what do you say. Buy today and I'll throw in a free case of Whatsdishere sauce. Deal?
You criticize us for eating dogs but you, in America, keep them as pets and feed them like kings while your fellow countrymen starve on the streets. And I am the one who is some how supposed to feel ashamed?
No, not at all. It's not about any kind of shame.
I'm just trying to clean up our city. I've owned dogs in the past, but choose not to own them now because of the messes they constantly make. I always have irresponsible dog owners come by walking their dogs and letting them crap in my yard. So I'd love to get rid of every damned one of them. (Dogs, AND, their irresponsible owners).
I don't care what you eat. But if dog is on the menu, my deal still stands. Don't forget the case of free Whatsdishere sauce.
And as far as embarrassment goes, a lot of people here love to eat crabs and lobsters. How far are they from just being giant cockroaches? So what's the difference? Dogs are just cockroaches with fur as far as I'm concerned.
Think about the deal before the price goes up to two dollars a pound. Grilled Terrier.....Uummmmmm....
