Harvard announces Claudine Gay will remain the University Furhrer

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Harvard Announces Claudine Gay Will Remain As University Führer

CAMBRIDGE, MA — Despite the heavy controversy caused by her responses to questions regarding antisemitism on campus while testifying before Congress, Harvard has confirmed that Claudine Gay will stay on as University Führer.

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Harvard Announces Claudine Gay Will Remain As University Führer
EDUCATION·Dec 13, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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CAMBRIDGE, MA — Despite the heavy controversy caused by her responses to questions regarding antisemitism on campus while testifying before Congress, Harvard has confirmed that Claudine Gay will stay on as University Führer.
"We remain steadfastly loyal to our dear leader," the Harvard University board said in a collective statement. "While the last few weeks have been a difficult time, she has inspired all of us to press on toward the goal of creating a great and glorious Harvard, free of any pollution or impurity. Heil Claudine Gay! Harvard Über Alles!"
Gay has fought back against allegations of antisemitism and plagiarism in recent weeks, surviving widespread calls for her firing or resignation. "Nein nein nein nein nein!" Gay shouted while pounding on the podium after being asked if she would resign due to the scandal. "Our university faculty has never been more united than it is this day! We all share in the great struggle to advance our noble cause! We will not be deterred! We will not be defeated! Long live a great and glorious Harvard!"


Despite public outcry, the school's board expressed its unanimous support for Gay. "Never in our school's history have we had such strong leadership," the board's statement said. "With Claudine Gay as Harvard University Führer, we will reach new heights and the greatness of our school has no bounds!"

At publishing time, Gay also announced the creation of a new Sigma Sigma fraternity for students to instill a greater level of pride and passion in the school's students.

Today Harvard, tomorrow, the world!

 

[1srelluc]

Yeah, they are soon set to announce the new Harvard Plagiarism Initiative.....You will be able to steal up to 1000 words a year. So keep it pithy.

 

[Oldestyle]

Harvard Announces Claudine Gay Will Remain As University Führer

CAMBRIDGE, MA — Despite the heavy controversy caused by her responses to questions regarding antisemitism on campus while testifying before Congress, Harvard has confirmed that Claudine Gay will stay on as University Führer.

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Harvard Announces Claudine Gay Will Remain As University Führer
EDUCATION·Dec 13, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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CAMBRIDGE, MA — Despite the heavy controversy caused by her responses to questions regarding antisemitism on campus while testifying before Congress, Harvard has confirmed that Claudine Gay will stay on as University Führer.
"We remain steadfastly loyal to our dear leader," the Harvard University board said in a collective statement. "While the last few weeks have been a difficult time, she has inspired all of us to press on toward the goal of creating a great and glorious Harvard, free of any pollution or impurity. Heil Claudine Gay! Harvard Über Alles!"
Gay has fought back against allegations of antisemitism and plagiarism in recent weeks, surviving widespread calls for her firing or resignation. "Nein nein nein nein nein!" Gay shouted while pounding on the podium after being asked if she would resign due to the scandal. "Our university faculty has never been more united than it is this day! We all share in the great struggle to advance our noble cause! We will not be deterred! We will not be defeated! Long live a great and glorious Harvard!"


Despite public outcry, the school's board expressed its unanimous support for Gay. "Never in our school's history have we had such strong leadership," the board's statement said. "With Claudine Gay as Harvard University Führer, we will reach new heights and the greatness of our school has no bounds!"

At publishing time, Gay also announced the creation of a new Sigma Sigma fraternity for students to instill a greater level of pride and passion in the school's students.

Today Harvard, tomorrow, the world!

The board at Harvard knows that Gay is guilty of plagiarism and still won't take action against her. When you're an "academic" and your dissertation is called into question it's about as bad as it can get! Harvard is allowing Gay to retroactively attribute quotes and thoughts she stole from others because she checks boxes. That's pathetic.

 

[Votto]

The board at Harvard knows that Gay is guilty of plagiarism and still won't take action against her. When you're an "academic" and your dissertation is called into question it's about as bad as it can get! Harvard is allowing Gay to retroactively attribute quotes and thoughts she stole from others because she checks boxes. That's pathetic.

Gay is exactly what the Left is after.

She is open and, in your face, unapologetic, untouchable, and divisive.

She meets all the criteria for being a Leftist Brown Shirt

All she needs now is to start that hormone therapy so she can grow the mustache.

 

[Oldestyle]

Gay is exactly what the Left is after.

She is open and, in your face, unapologetic, untouchable, and divisive.

She meets all the criteria for being a Leftist Brown Shirt

All she needs now is to start that hormone therapy so she can grow the mustache.

A reputation is a remarkable thing. It takes a long time to build a good reputation yet that good reputation can be lost in a matter of moments.

What is it that makes Harvard the respected institution that it has always been? I'll give you a hint...it's not "wokeness"!

 

[1srelluc]

I suspect that after the brewhaha has died down a bit she will quietly resign and become the highest paid DIE "professor" at Harvard.

 

[Oldestyle]

I suspect that after the brewhaha has died down a bit she will quietly resign and become the highest paid DIE "professor" at Harvard.

How do you think Harvard handles a plagiarism scandal in the future now that their President is obviously guilty of just that and they let her "fix" her dissertation? Love to see them kick some student out of the school for that! The hypocrisy would be BREATHTAKING!

 

[drudge X]

So Harvard refused to abide by its own standards and then pat itself in the back.

 

[okfine]

That is the real loser. She seeks retribution since she was thrown off Harvard's advisory board.

 

[Mac-7]

Harvard Announces Claudine Gay Will Remain As University Führer

CAMBRIDGE, MA — Despite the heavy controversy caused by her responses to questions regarding antisemitism on campus while testifying before Congress, Harvard has confirmed that Claudine Gay will stay on as University Führer.

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Harvard Announces Claudine Gay Will Remain As University Führer
EDUCATION·Dec 13, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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CAMBRIDGE, MA — Despite the heavy controversy caused by her responses to questions regarding antisemitism on campus while testifying before Congress, Harvard has confirmed that Claudine Gay will stay on as University Führer.
"We remain steadfastly loyal to our dear leader," the Harvard University board said in a collective statement. "While the last few weeks have been a difficult time, she has inspired all of us to press on toward the goal of creating a great and glorious Harvard, free of any pollution or impurity. Heil Claudine Gay! Harvard Über Alles!"
Gay has fought back against allegations of antisemitism and plagiarism in recent weeks, surviving widespread calls for her firing or resignation. "Nein nein nein nein nein!" Gay shouted while pounding on the podium after being asked if she would resign due to the scandal. "Our university faculty has never been more united than it is this day! We all share in the great struggle to advance our noble cause! We will not be deterred! We will not be defeated! Long live a great and glorious Harvard!"


Despite public outcry, the school's board expressed its unanimous support for Gay. "Never in our school's history have we had such strong leadership," the board's statement said. "With Claudine Gay as Harvard University Führer, we will reach new heights and the greatness of our school has no bounds!"

At publishing time, Gay also announced the creation of a new Sigma Sigma fraternity for students to instill a greater level of pride and passion in the school's students.

Today Harvard, tomorrow, the world!

She’s black

They cant fire her

 

[TheParser]

Harvard Announces Claudine Gay Will Remain As University Führer

CAMBRIDGE, MA — Despite the heavy controversy caused by her responses to questions regarding antisemitism on campus while testifying before Congress, Harvard has confirmed that Claudine Gay will stay on as University Führer.

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Harvard Announces Claudine Gay Will Remain As University Führer
EDUCATION·Dec 13, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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CAMBRIDGE, MA — Despite the heavy controversy caused by her responses to questions regarding antisemitism on campus while testifying before Congress, Harvard has confirmed that Claudine Gay will stay on as University Führer.

The lady is no "Fuhrer."

She is just an incompetent and mediocre lapdog of the woke activists who now run Harvard in the name of DEI.

(You can imagine what those supporters really say about her in private.)

 

[Votto]

She’s black

They cant fire her

It's not that. Clarence Thomas is black and if he were the President they would have fired him yesterday

Leftists don't care about people or race, just power. It's just with Gay, they have an added benefit of virtue signaling when their Left-wing tools have dark skin.

 

[Mac-7]

It's not that. Clarence Thomas is black and if he were the President they would have fired him yesterday

Leftists don't care about people or race, just ideology, with the added benefit of virtue signaling when their Left wing tools have dark skin.

I accept you correction

She’s black and lib

They cant fire her

 

[mamooth]

"Conservative Cancel Culture lies fail to work. Conservative antisemites rage and flail. Film at 11."

Sucks to be you, conservatives. You lied. It didn't work in this case. Now that this BigLie camapaign failed, what's will your next Goebbel-inspired propaganda campaign be

And which Nazis antisemites will you be sucking off next? That is what you're deflecting from, after all, the way the whole GOP kisses antisemite keisters.

 

[Votto]

"Conservative Cancel Culture lies fail to work. Conservative antisemites rage and flail. Film at 11."

Sucks to be you, conservatives. You lied. It didn't work in this case. Now that this BigLie camapaign failed, what's will your next Goebbel-inspired propaganda campaign be

And which Nazis antisemites will you be sucking off next? That is what you're deflecting from, after all, the way the whole GOP kisses antisemite keisters.

Don't you have some Jewish students to go chase into an attic?

 

[Mac-7]

"Conservative Cancel Culture lies fail to work. Conservative antisemites rage and flail. Film at 11."

Sucks to be you, conservatives. You lied. It didn't work in this case. Now that this BigLie camapaign failed, what's will your next Goebbel-inspired propaganda campaign be

And which Nazis antisemites will you be sucking off next? That is what you're deflecting from, after all, the way the whole GOP kisses antisemite keisters.

The claim of plagiarism is real

But Harvard will be damned before it lets that diminish its wokeness

 

[AMart]

 

[Moonglow]

A reputation is a remarkable thing. It takes a long time to build a good reputation yet that good reputation can be lost in a matter of moments.

What is it that makes Harvard the respected institution that it has always been? I'll give you a hint...it's not "wokeness"!

Old money.

 

[Oldestyle]

Old money.

It used to be academic rigor, Moonglow. How rigorous are you when your President is guilty of plagiarism and you do nothing about it?

 

[Moonglow]

It used to be academic rigor, Moonglow. How rigorous are you when your President is guilty of plagiarism and you do nothing about it?

I don't have a president.