Hamas Clarifies They Only Want Israel To Cease Fire

[Doc7505]

Hamas Clarifies They Only Want Israel To Cease Fire​

Hamas Clarifies They Only Want Israel To Cease Fire

GAZA — In an urgent message intended to clarify its stance, the terrorist organization Hamas explained they were really only wanting Israel to cease fire.

babylonbee.com

GAZA — In an urgent message intended to clarify its stance, the terrorist organization Hamas explained they were really only wanting Israel to cease fire.
"There seems to have been a misunderstanding," said Hamas spokesman Abu Ubeida. "When we requested a ‘ceasefire,' what we really wanted was for the Israeli forces — may they die like dogs — to stop shooting at us so we can continue firing thousands of rockets without any pesky interruptions. So, if you would please tell Israel to stop firing. Ceasefire now. Thank you very much and death to Israel."
The appeal comes as Israeli ground forces began their invasion of Gaza following weeks of airstrikes and targeted raids. While Hamas had offered to agree to a ceasefire, the Israeli military began to advance into Palestinian territory. "Hamas seems to have a unique understanding of the terms of a ‘ceasefire,'" said an IDF spokesman. "As we continued our attacks, we received messages saying things like ‘Hey! No fair!' and ‘No backsies!' We're not sure they understand how a ceasefire works."
Democrat lawmakers in the United States were quick to come out in support of Hamas's modified approach to a ceasefire. "Who are we to tell the brave Hamas fighters they can't keep shooting?" asked Representative Rashida Tlaib. "If Hamas requests a one-sided ceasefire, they have every right to get it. Shame on those Jews for being unwilling to comply."
At publishing time, Hamas had made a new request to have all Israeli forces unload their weapons and stand still while Hamas terrorists opened fire on them.

Commentary:
Indeed, Babylon Bees hits the nail solidly on the head...
Not very long after their inhuman savagery of the murdering of civilian woman, children and men. Then launching thousand of make shift rockets made from 4 and 5 inch water pipes, Hamas asked for negotiations and a cease fire.
Now facing the Israeli IDF air and ground assault bent on the destruction of Hamas, they are seeking a cease fire.
The jewish people have a word for this, it's called 'Chutzpah'

 

[progressive hunter]

Hamas Clarifies They Only Want Israel To Cease Fire​

Hamas Clarifies They Only Want Israel To Cease Fire

GAZA — In an urgent message intended to clarify its stance, the terrorist organization Hamas explained they were really only wanting Israel to cease fire.

babylonbee.com

GAZA — In an urgent message intended to clarify its stance, the terrorist organization Hamas explained they were really only wanting Israel to cease fire.
"There seems to have been a misunderstanding," said Hamas spokesman Abu Ubeida. "When we requested a ‘ceasefire,' what we really wanted was for the Israeli forces — may they die like dogs — to stop shooting at us so we can continue firing thousands of rockets without any pesky interruptions. So, if you would please tell Israel to stop firing. Ceasefire now. Thank you very much and death to Israel."
The appeal comes as Israeli ground forces began their invasion of Gaza following weeks of airstrikes and targeted raids. While Hamas had offered to agree to a ceasefire, the Israeli military began to advance into Palestinian territory. "Hamas seems to have a unique understanding of the terms of a ‘ceasefire,'" said an IDF spokesman. "As we continued our attacks, we received messages saying things like ‘Hey! No fair!' and ‘No backsies!' We're not sure they understand how a ceasefire works."
Democrat lawmakers in the United States were quick to come out in support of Hamas's modified approach to a ceasefire. "Who are we to tell the brave Hamas fighters they can't keep shooting?" asked Representative Rashida Tlaib. "If Hamas requests a one-sided ceasefire, they have every right to get it. Shame on those Jews for being unwilling to comply."
At publishing time, Hamas had made a new request to have all Israeli forces unload their weapons and stand still while Hamas terrorists opened fire on them.

Commentary:
Indeed, Babylon Bees hits the nail solidly on the head...
Not very long after their inhuman savagery of the murdering of civilian woman, children and men. Then launching thousand of make shift rockets made from 4 and 5 inch water pipes, Hamas asked for negotiations and a cease fire.
Now facing the Israeli IDF air and ground assault bent on the destruction of Hamas, they are seeking a cease fire.
The jewish people have a word for this, it's called 'Chutzpah'

well since they said so whats the problem,,,

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Hamas Clarifies They Only Want Israel To Cease Fire​

Hamas Clarifies They Only Want Israel To Cease Fire

GAZA — In an urgent message intended to clarify its stance, the terrorist organization Hamas explained they were really only wanting Israel to cease fire.

babylonbee.com

GAZA — In an urgent message intended to clarify its stance, the terrorist organization Hamas explained they were really only wanting Israel to cease fire.
"There seems to have been a misunderstanding," said Hamas spokesman Abu Ubeida. "When we requested a ‘ceasefire,' what we really wanted was for the Israeli forces — may they die like dogs — to stop shooting at us so we can continue firing thousands of rockets without any pesky interruptions. So, if you would please tell Israel to stop firing. Ceasefire now. Thank you very much and death to Israel."
The appeal comes as Israeli ground forces began their invasion of Gaza following weeks of airstrikes and targeted raids. While Hamas had offered to agree to a ceasefire, the Israeli military began to advance into Palestinian territory. "Hamas seems to have a unique understanding of the terms of a ‘ceasefire,'" said an IDF spokesman. "As we continued our attacks, we received messages saying things like ‘Hey! No fair!' and ‘No backsies!' We're not sure they understand how a ceasefire works."
Democrat lawmakers in the United States were quick to come out in support of Hamas's modified approach to a ceasefire. "Who are we to tell the brave Hamas fighters they can't keep shooting?" asked Representative Rashida Tlaib. "If Hamas requests a one-sided ceasefire, they have every right to get it. Shame on those Jews for being unwilling to comply."
At publishing time, Hamas had made a new request to have all Israeli forces unload their weapons and stand still while Hamas terrorists opened fire on them.

Commentary:
Indeed, Babylon Bees hits the nail solidly on the head...
Not very long after their inhuman savagery of the murdering of civilian woman, children and men. Then launching thousand of make shift rockets made from 4 and 5 inch water pipes, Hamas asked for negotiations and a cease fire.
Now facing the Israeli IDF air and ground assault bent on the destruction of Hamas, they are seeking a cease fire.
The jewish people have a word for this, it's called 'Chutzpah'

Fuck Hamas!!!
It's the same old shit with them,go in and kill a bunch of Jews and then call for a cease fire.
And the sick part is that a lot of the world agrees with them.
To hell with that!!
Israel needs to go in and pound the shit out of Hamas and be done with this shit!!!

 

[DGS49]

Actually, a fixed, short duration cease fire would be a good move for the IDS. If Hamas also suspends its aggressive tactics the cease fire can continue as long as the other side complies.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Actually, a fixed, short duration cease fire would be a good move for the IDS. If Hamas also suspends its aggressive tactics the cease fire can continue as long as the other side complies.

Do you seriously think no one did that - ever ever? Ceasefire means resupply.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Lol. Hamas fckd up and feeling the wrath

 

[Moonglow]

Hamas is living underground and is not affected by the bombing raids.

 

[irosie91]

Hamas is living underground and is not affected by the bombing raids.

good point----underground and they can STAY underground forever----
after they reveal the locations of the tunnels and give up the hostages---
and STAY PUT-----Israel can stop looking for them and shooting at
things

 

[Esdraelon]

Lol. Hamas fckd up and feeling the wrath

Exactly... and the longer Israel pound them the more desperate they'll become. They've used the "dead baby strategy" for the last time. 10/7 changed EVERYTHING.

 

[toobfreak]

Actually, a fixed, short duration cease fire would be a good move for the IDS. If Hamas also suspends its aggressive tactics the cease fire can continue as long as the other side complies.

You really are a dreamer, aren't you?

 

[BackAgain]

You couldn’t fit a super sharp razor blade’s edge between the depraved mindset of Nazi “final solution” planners and that of the leadership of Hamas.

 

[Doc7505]

Fuck Hamas!!!
It's the same old shit with them,go in and kill a bunch of Jews and then call for a cease fire.
And the sick part is that a lot of the world agrees with them.
To hell with that!!
Israel needs to go in and pound the shit out of Hamas and be done with this shit!!!

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Personally, I wouldn't screw around with this Hamas bull crap. I'd send two F-117's to bomb the Ayatollah's palace, like they did with Gaddafi in 86.
He got really quiet after that. Never rattled a saber again.

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[badbob85037]

Hamas Clarifies They Only Want Israel To Cease Fire​

Hamas Clarifies They Only Want Israel To Cease Fire

GAZA — In an urgent message intended to clarify its stance, the terrorist organization Hamas explained they were really only wanting Israel to cease fire.

babylonbee.com

GAZA — In an urgent message intended to clarify its stance, the terrorist organization Hamas explained they were really only wanting Israel to cease fire.
"There seems to have been a misunderstanding," said Hamas spokesman Abu Ubeida. "When we requested a ‘ceasefire,' what we really wanted was for the Israeli forces — may they die like dogs — to stop shooting at us so we can continue firing thousands of rockets without any pesky interruptions. So, if you would please tell Israel to stop firing. Ceasefire now. Thank you very much and death to Israel."
The appeal comes as Israeli ground forces began their invasion of Gaza following weeks of airstrikes and targeted raids. While Hamas had offered to agree to a ceasefire, the Israeli military began to advance into Palestinian territory. "Hamas seems to have a unique understanding of the terms of a ‘ceasefire,'" said an IDF spokesman. "As we continued our attacks, we received messages saying things like ‘Hey! No fair!' and ‘No backsies!' We're not sure they understand how a ceasefire works."
Democrat lawmakers in the United States were quick to come out in support of Hamas's modified approach to a ceasefire. "Who are we to tell the brave Hamas fighters they can't keep shooting?" asked Representative Rashida Tlaib. "If Hamas requests a one-sided ceasefire, they have every right to get it. Shame on those Jews for being unwilling to comply."
At publishing time, Hamas had made a new request to have all Israeli forces unload their weapons and stand still while Hamas terrorists opened fire on them.

Commentary:
Indeed, Babylon Bees hits the nail solidly on the head...
Not very long after their inhuman savagery of the murdering of civilian woman, children and men. Then launching thousand of make shift rockets made from 4 and 5 inch water pipes, Hamas asked for negotiations and a cease fire.
Now facing the Israeli IDF air and ground assault bent on the destruction of Hamas, they are seeking a cease fire.
The jewish people have a word for this, it's called 'Chutzpah'

Sorry but your kind of killing there is only the slow death for you AND THERE WILL BE FIGHTING OVER WHO WILL BE APPLYING IT WITH YOUR GUTTER RELIGION AND THE CHILD RAPING BOZO MOHAMMAD.i JUST HOPE WE WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE YOU WORTH A BULLET BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE HARD MAKING YOU WORTH A SHIT LET ALONE A BULLET SO BE LOOKING AT A GOOD CHANCE OF BEATING YOUR HEAD IN with a claw hammer. More up close and personal

 

[wamose]

Never trust what a baby killer tells you.

 

[expat500]

It's the same old shit with them,go in and kill a bunch of Jews and then call for a cease fire.

^ Best explanation yet.

And only the Jews to cease fire. Hamas - business as usual, for the last 20 years.

 

[Foolardi]

Hamas Clarifies They Only Want Israel To Cease Fire​

Hamas Clarifies They Only Want Israel To Cease Fire

GAZA — In an urgent message intended to clarify its stance, the terrorist organization Hamas explained they were really only wanting Israel to cease fire.

babylonbee.com

GAZA — In an urgent message intended to clarify its stance, the terrorist organization Hamas explained they were really only wanting Israel to cease fire.
"There seems to have been a misunderstanding," said Hamas spokesman Abu Ubeida. "When we requested a ‘ceasefire,' what we really wanted was for the Israeli forces — may they die like dogs — to stop shooting at us so we can continue firing thousands of rockets without any pesky interruptions. So, if you would please tell Israel to stop firing. Ceasefire now. Thank you very much and death to Israel."
The appeal comes as Israeli ground forces began their invasion of Gaza following weeks of airstrikes and targeted raids. While Hamas had offered to agree to a ceasefire, the Israeli military began to advance into Palestinian territory. "Hamas seems to have a unique understanding of the terms of a ‘ceasefire,'" said an IDF spokesman. "As we continued our attacks, we received messages saying things like ‘Hey! No fair!' and ‘No backsies!' We're not sure they understand how a ceasefire works."
Democrat lawmakers in the United States were quick to come out in support of Hamas's modified approach to a ceasefire. "Who are we to tell the brave Hamas fighters they can't keep shooting?" asked Representative Rashida Tlaib. "If Hamas requests a one-sided ceasefire, they have every right to get it. Shame on those Jews for being unwilling to comply."
At publishing time, Hamas had made a new request to have all Israeli forces unload their weapons and stand still while Hamas terrorists opened fire on them.

Commentary:
Indeed, Babylon Bees hits the nail solidly on the head...
Not very long after their inhuman savagery of the murdering of civilian woman, children and men. Then launching thousand of make shift rockets made from 4 and 5 inch water pipes, Hamas asked for negotiations and a cease fire.
Now facing the Israeli IDF air and ground assault bent on the destruction of Hamas, they are seeking a cease fire.
The jewish people have a word for this, it's called 'Chutzpah'

Sounds like a veritable use of Hutzbullah to me.

 

[Foolardi]

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Personally, I wouldn't screw around with this Hamas bull crap. I'd send two F-117's to bomb the Ayatollah's palace, like they did with Gaddafi in 86.
He got really quiet after that. Never rattled a saber again.

U.S. bombs terrorist and military targets in Libya

On April 14, 1986, the United States launches air strikes against Libya in retaliation for the Libyan sponsorship of terrorism against American troops and citizens. The raid, which began shortly before 7 p.m. EST (2 a.m., April 15 in Libya), involved more than 100 U.S. Air Force and Navy...

www.history.com

**********​

When American Bombs Almost Killed Muammar el-Qaddafi

Thirty years ago, the eccentric Libyan dictator got lucky.

nationalinterest.org

Only Targetted one early morning around Muslim prayer time.
Gaddafi was in a caravan of cars with white sheets hanging from
closed windows ... In Surrender mode.
Turns our Hillary was in the country that morning or early
afternoon.Further explaining her cackling stream of
diabolical laughing." We came,We saw ... He died! ".
Gaddafi managed to run out of his vehicle and headed for
cover { some cement culvert off to the side of
a dusty road }. He was found by irrational Rebel fighters
and dragged along that dirt road where the gangs mingled
in glee as they hit him with sticks,even jamming them into
his anus.There were cell phone photos.Similar to what happened to
captured U.S.Libyan Ambassador Christopher Stevens.

 

[Roudy]

Sorry but your kind of killing there is only the slow death for you AND THERE WILL BE FIGHTING OVER WHO WILL BE APPLYING IT WITH YOUR GUTTER RELIGION AND THE CHILD RAPING BOZO MOHAMMAD.i JUST HOPE WE WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE YOU WORTH A BULLET BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE HARD MAKING YOU WORTH A SHIT LET ALONE A BULLET SO BE LOOKING AT A GOOD CHANCE OF BEATING YOUR HEAD IN with a claw hammer. More up close and personal

It’s a satire piece, dufus.

 

[Doc7505]

Sorry but your kind of killing there is only the slow death for you AND THERE WILL BE FIGHTING OVER WHO WILL BE APPLYING IT WITH YOUR GUTTER RELIGION AND THE CHILD RAPING BOZO MOHAMMAD.i JUST HOPE WE WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE YOU WORTH A BULLET BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT BE HARD MAKING YOU WORTH A SHIT LET ALONE A BULLET SO BE LOOKING AT A GOOD CHANCE OF BEATING YOUR HEAD IN with a claw hammer. More up close and personal

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What no Allah Akbar?
Hey Baghdad Bob you've got your towel wrapped too tight.

 

[Doc7505]

Actually, a fixed, short duration cease fire would be a good move for the IDS. If Hamas also suspends its aggressive tactics the cease fire can continue as long as the other side complies.

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Didn't you read what Hamas wants? They only want Israel to stop the firing while they continue to send rockets into Israel That's more than 3,000 explosive rockets since Oct 7th.