Government Petition

[Captain Caveman]

What I like is that they seem to think a petition signed by Superman and Donald Duck has equal weight with a general electon.
Its child like in its approach.
Im prepared to give them a couple of years to see some improvment.I think the long decline is hard to reverse,
Taxing millionaire farmers is a good start.

You have **** all on ieaas.

Your idea is to waste two years on the shit show. I'll be surprised if we don't land in a recession late next year. The tax costs will be passed onto workers via reduced contracts and higher shelf prices. Just like you, Labour have never had a business head. Thick as **** in the attic department.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Sounds like you were gullible to that lie.

Address the inefficiencies and costs on public owned infrastructure, reduce chiefs and increase the Indians. Reduce the amount sent to Scotland, Wales, and Ireland, and have all four on the same per head. Come out of the European court of Rights and do a Trump; round up all the illegals and asylum seekers and ship them out, put the British first (you will hate that).

Sort welfare, needs to be a diminishing system based on what you paid into it. Make relatives liable to care for family members and not local councils. Obviously those that have no family, or family in a similar position will require state help.

Have a PAYG mentality. The more things you use, the more you pay. So for example, scrap VED and put it on fuel. The more you drive, the more fuel you buy, the more tax you pay. Put VED on electric cars. Scrap this climate saving shite. Shake up the NHS. We pay half in tax for healthcare than Americans pay. So PAYG again. You use it for dialysis, you should contribute more because you're using the NHS more than others. So I would rewrite the NHS rules. Miss a doctors appointment, you pay £50, no payment, then no more appointments until you pay it.

I would reduce council tax and local government staff. I would scrap an awful lot of red tape to achieve that. Having to tell your councils how many ducks and chickens you own because of bird flu? Scrap that stupid idea.

Tax the Welsh for wasting oxygen.

Incoherent gibberish. Typical *** packet solutions. You missed out "bring back matron" tho. ******* cretin.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Incoherent gibberish. Typical *** packet solutions. You missed out "bring back matron" tho. ******* cretin.

List your ideas, shit for brains.

Mine covers a lot of costing, that's why it flew over your spunk breath head.

So go on clown, list your ideas.

 

[1srelluc]

Is this what you are going on about?

Parliamentary debate = "Petition denied. NEXT!"

Then watch the Government arrest the Petitioners.

Citizen > Subject.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

List your ideas, shit for brains.

Mine covers a lot of costing, that's why it flew over your spunk breath head.

So go on clown, list your ideas.

I havent really given it much thought.
But as a first I would defund the royal family and make them liable to taxes.
Raise windfall taxes on oil companies.
Now Ive got some cash I would train more doctors and nurses to save the nhs.
I would build new housing estates on royal parks and ensure they were homes to rent not sell.
I would also allow those poor souls in hotels to work and rebuild their lives.

Now the econpmy is recovering I would reverse most of the tory nationalisation experiments and bring them back into public ownership.

Close down public schools.
Then I would go and beg the EU to let us back in, I would pay any fine.

Finally I would give independence to Wales, Scotland, The Malvinas, Gibralter and Ulster.

Then I would have lunch.

 

[DonGlock26]

1,603,431 signatures


This is getting interesting now.

 

[Captain Caveman]

I havent really given it much thought.
But as a first I would defund the royal family and make them liable to taxes.
Raise windfall taxes on oil companies.
Now Ive got some cash I would train more doctors and nurses to save the nhs.
I would build new housing estates on royal parks and ensure they were homes to rent not sell.
I would also allow those poor souls in hotels to work and rebuild their lives.

Now the econpmy is recovering I would reverse most of the tory nationalisation experiments and bring them back into public ownership.

Close down public schools.
Then I would go and beg the EU to let us back in, I would pay any fine.

Finally I would give independence to Wales, Scotland, The Malvinas, Gibralter and Ulster.

Then I would have lunch.

And for the sake of the UK, thank **** you're not in government. You've just parroted Corbyn's 1970's vision.

Interesting in the UK on various sites and platforms, the Remoaners making comments about democracy, there was a vote, stop whining etc.. The irony, lmfao. I find this petition hilarious.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

1,603,431 signatures


This is getting interesting now.

It really isnt. It has no weight and will go in the bin.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

And for the sake of the UK, thank **** you're not in government. You've just parroted Corbyn's 1970's vision.

Interesting in the UK on various sites and platforms, the Remoaners making comments about democracy, there was a vote, stop whining etc.. The irony, lmfao. I find this petition hilarious.

Brexit has been such a disaster it will be easy to get a vote to overturn it. What lies will you use then ?

 

[yidnar]

Desperation writ large.

people all over the world are getting sick of the far left .. insanity in gov doesn't workout well for the populace ..

 

[Tommy Tainant]

people all over the world are getting sick of the far left .. insanity in gov doesn't workout well for the populace ..

After less than 6 months ? Get a grip.

 

[yidnar]

After less than 6 months ? Get a grip.

people are waking up to lefts evil platform ..

 

[DonGlock26]

Getting close to 2 million.

 

[Captain Caveman]

Brexit has been such a disaster it will be easy to get a vote to overturn it. What lies will you use then ?

 

[Captain Caveman]

Media covering the petition -

MAPPED: UK regions where most voters want Keir Starmer to call general election

There are strong calls across the nation urging Sir Keir Starmer to call a general election.

www.express.co.uk

His approval rating just keeps on sinking, just like what Labour are doing to the UK.

At the end of October 2024, his approval rating was -38. So take the percentage that favour Starmer, and subtract the unfavourable percentage, and that's his score.
His score before that was -36, made up of 27% favourable to 63% unfavourable.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

You can post a petition on the government's website. Once it achieves 100,000 votes or more, it must be discussed on the Commons floor.

Usually it takes ages to get to 100,000 votes, and that's for the very few that get there.

How about a petition to sack Starmer and call another general election, surely it'll take some time to surpass 100,000 votes!!

Petition: Call a General Election

I would like there to be another General Election. I believe the current Labour Government have gone back on the promises they laid out in the lead up to the last election.

petition.parliament.uk

The link refreshes every 5 seconds, so it displays up-to-date vote counting.

I just saw something about this
It was over a million signatures

The guy is a giant commie ***

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

 

[Captain Caveman]

I just saw something about this
It was over a million signatures

The guy is a giant commie ***

Starmer highlights the flaw in the voting system. He won on 34% of the vote but gets 63% of the seats.

 

[Aaliyah]

Next time I am voting Lib Dems

 

[Captain Caveman]

Brexit has been such a disaster it will be easy to get a vote to overturn it. What lies will you use then ?

Here's the government response on your constant Brexit crying -

Petition: Apply for the UK to join the European Union as a full member as soon as possible

I believe joining the EU would boost the economy, increase global influence, improve collaboration and provide stability & freedom. I believe that Brexit hasn't brought any tangible benefit and there is no future prospect of any, that the UK has changed its mind and that this should be recognised.

petition.parliament.uk

You need to sort yourself out over Brexit.