Good news! My story was so horrifying it made my reader run to the toilet and vomit

[Blackrook]

It's just nice to know that my writing can make someone run to the toilet and vomit.

 

[miketx]

Fake news.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

It's just nice to know that my writing can make someone run to the toilet and vomit.

It wasn't your agent, was it?

 

[TNHarley]

It's just nice to know that my writing can make someone run to the toilet and vomit.

Please. Everyone knows you are wayyy too stupid to do anything important. Much less make someone throw up

 

[BULLDOG]

It's just nice to know that my writing can make someone run to the toilet and vomit.

If you would shower before you hand her the story, that probably wouldn't happen.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

It's just nice to know that my writing can make someone run to the toilet and vomit.

You ripped that bit off from South Park.

 

[ReinyDays]

He knows a good joke when he steals one ...

You're not Louis de Bernières ... maybe quit trying ...

 

[Blackrook]

When you accuse people of being a liar, you reveal that you are a liar.

 

[ReinyDays]

When you accuse people of being a liar, you reveal that you are a liar.

I didn't call you a liar ... I just said your writing is tame and bland ... whoever puked had spoiled potato salad for lunch is all ...

 

[Blackrook]

When you accuse people of being a liar, you reveal that you are a liar.

I didn't call you a liar ... I just said your writing is tame and bland ... whoever puked had spoiled potato salad for lunch is all ...

You're calling me a liar, with no proof.

The reason you assume other people lie is because you are a liar.

That is always the way I know I can't trust people, when they assume I'm a liar.

Trustworthy people assume other people are trustworthy, unless proven otherwise.

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

When you accuse people of being a liar, you reveal that you are a liar.

I didn't call you a liar ... I just said your writing is tame and bland ... whoever puked had spoiled potato salad for lunch is all ...

You're calling me a liar, with no proof.

The reason you assume other people lie is because you are a liar.

That is always the way I know I can't trust people, when they assume I'm a liar.

Trustworthy people assume other people are trustworthy, unless proven otherwise.

This is the logic of a narcissist. Are you on medication or in therapy?

 

[ReinyDays]

You're calling me a liar, with no proof.
The reason you assume other people lie is because you are a liar.
That is always the way I know I can't trust people, when they assume I'm a liar.
Trustworthy people assume other people are trustworthy, unless proven otherwise.

Go ahead and post something that will make me run to the toilet and puke ... and it better be more than a double-barreled shotgun in a whorehouse ...

 

[Blackrook]

I've noticed that liberals aren't just nasty when you talk about politics. They're nasty about everything, even when you're sharing news about a hobby, they're nasty.

 

[ReinyDays]

Yeah ... putting the word "vomit" in your OP title kinda asks for it ... you invited this candor, so what's the problem? ...

Please share your hobby ... find something nice you've written and I'd be happy to read it ... if it involves pirates, I'm sure to like it ...

 

[Hellbilly]

It's just nice to know that my writing can make someone run to the toilet and vomit.

Everything you write makes me vomit.