~Gold Vibrator Stolen~

[Dabs]

OMG...what a whackass......it can't even be used ~Lmao~

Gold-Plated Vibrator Stolen From Erotica Luxo Sex Shop By Armed Robber

 

[syrenn]

 

[Papageorgio]

It was easy to steal, the robber just went in and out, no playing around.

 

[saveliberty]

Had your eye on it huh Dabs?

 

[Dabs]

Had your eye on it huh Dabs?

Was it you??.....that penetrated.....that place??

 

[Sherry]

He forgot the charger.

 

[Douger]

He forgot the charger.

Get him to PM////CG. She keeps spares.

 

[Cowman]

Melt that shit down. I don't understand why the stainless steel core will present much of a problem to somebody who knows how to melt down metals.

Just use hydrochloric acid, or nitric or something. Or just grind that shit off.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I had the first condom I ever used bronze platted like they used to do with baby shoes. It's still on the mantel today.

 

[Mr.Nick]

Who would want a gold vibrator anyways???

 

[Samson]

Who would want a gold vibrator anyways???

What is a vibrator???

 

[Mr.Nick]

Who would want a gold vibrator anyways???

What is a vibrator???

Oh, I see someone hasn't been told the birds, bees and armadillo story yet....

 

[Dabs]

Who would want a gold vibrator anyways???

What is a vibrator???

Oh, I see someone hasn't been told the birds, bees and armadillo story yet....

He has been too busy with the squid

 

[Douger]

Who would want a gold vibrator anyways???

Your flag is right side down. Congratz !

 

[Kiki Cannoli]

well Gold or not, its the batteries that'll put you in the poor house.