....the Hollywood hypocrites.
The two most important things to occur in 2020 that will surely not occur.
1.Reformation of Islam…..going through the Q’ran with a black scripto to redact all the mandates for murder.
2. Hollywood actually admitting and living up to American values.
Nooooo wayyyyyyy!!!!
Yup......Way.
Ricky Gervais monologue at the Golden Globes…..amazing!
Golden Globes: Read Ricky Gervais' Scathing Opening Monologue
This bad boy told ‘em all to their faces…..
“You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards, so I don't care anymore…. let's have a laugh at your expense.
You came here in your limos. I came here in a limo tonight and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman.
But tonight isn't just about the people in front of the camera. In this room are some of the most important TV and film executives in the world. People from every background. They all have one thing in common: They're all terrified of Ronan Farrow. He's coming for ya. Talking of all you perverts, it was a big year for pedophile movies.
You could binge-watch the entire first season of Afterlife instead of watching this show. That's a show about a man who wants to kill himself 'cause his wife dies of cancer and it's still more fun than this. Spoiler alert, season two is on the way so in the end he obviously didn't kill himself. Just like Jeffrey Epstein. Shut up. I know he's your friend but I don't care.
And the actors who just do Hollywood movies now do fantasy-adventure nonsense. They wear masks and capes and really tight costumes. Their job isn't acting anymore. It's going to the gym twice a day and taking steroids, really. Have we got an award for most ripped junky? No point, we'd know who'd win that.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, nearly three hours long. Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere and by the end his date was too old for him. Even Prince Andrew was like, "Come on, Leo, mate.You're nearly 50-something."
Apple roared into the TV game with The Morning Show, a superb drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing, made by a company that runs sweatshops in China. Well, you say you're woke but the companies you work for in China — unbelievable. Apple, Amazon, Disney. If ISIS started a streaming service you'd call your agent, wouldn't you?
So if you do win an award tonight, don't use it as a platform to make a political speech. You're in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.
The two most important things to occur in 2020 that will surely not occur.
1.Reformation of Islam…..going through the Q’ran with a black scripto to redact all the mandates for murder.
2. Hollywood actually admitting and living up to American values.
Nooooo wayyyyyyy!!!!
Yup......Way.
Ricky Gervais monologue at the Golden Globes…..amazing!
Golden Globes: Read Ricky Gervais' Scathing Opening Monologue
This bad boy told ‘em all to their faces…..
“You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards, so I don't care anymore…. let's have a laugh at your expense.
You came here in your limos. I came here in a limo tonight and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman.
But tonight isn't just about the people in front of the camera. In this room are some of the most important TV and film executives in the world. People from every background. They all have one thing in common: They're all terrified of Ronan Farrow. He's coming for ya. Talking of all you perverts, it was a big year for pedophile movies.
You could binge-watch the entire first season of Afterlife instead of watching this show. That's a show about a man who wants to kill himself 'cause his wife dies of cancer and it's still more fun than this. Spoiler alert, season two is on the way so in the end he obviously didn't kill himself. Just like Jeffrey Epstein. Shut up. I know he's your friend but I don't care.
And the actors who just do Hollywood movies now do fantasy-adventure nonsense. They wear masks and capes and really tight costumes. Their job isn't acting anymore. It's going to the gym twice a day and taking steroids, really. Have we got an award for most ripped junky? No point, we'd know who'd win that.
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, nearly three hours long. Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere and by the end his date was too old for him. Even Prince Andrew was like, "Come on, Leo, mate.You're nearly 50-something."
Apple roared into the TV game with The Morning Show, a superb drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing, made by a company that runs sweatshops in China. Well, you say you're woke but the companies you work for in China — unbelievable. Apple, Amazon, Disney. If ISIS started a streaming service you'd call your agent, wouldn't you?
So if you do win an award tonight, don't use it as a platform to make a political speech. You're in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.
