George Bush promises not gas gouging following Hurricane Ike

[bobbymcgill]

-President Bush said Saturday that federal and state officials will ensure that consumers don't get gouged by gas price increases in the wake of Hurricane Ike. I was running through a couple of punch lines for this and here is what I came up with. Take your pick:

1. Bush went on to say, “This storm won’t be known as ‘Hurricane Hike.’”
2. The president promised normal levels of gouging would continue.
3. Mr. Bush quipped, “Ike’s passing wind will not necessarily cause gas prices to stink”

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