Future of toilets ??

[Quasar44]

In the next few decades , the toilet will also serve another very important role

Your toilet won’t just wash your filthy smelly disgusting wastes !!

It will be loaded with sensors that can scan genetic materials, DNA and human cells .
It will be able to detect very early cancerous cells many years before they become cancer .
Your toilet will serve as a first line defense for your future health

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

So........there's going to be a Colonoscopy surgeon in my toilet?

 

[Dekster]

In the next few decades , the toilet will also serve another very important role

Your toilet won’t just wash your filthy smelly disgusting wastes !!

It will be loaded with sensors that can scan genetic materials, DNA and human cells .
It will be able to detect very early cancerous cells many years before they become cancer .
Your toilet will serve as a first line defense for your future health

In the next few decades I expect California to mandate that the whole country must use composting toilets so they can divert more water to their almond groves.

 

[Quasar44]

Toffeenut Baconsmuggler
No lol
Just give you an alert that your super gross chocolate marshmallow has cancer cells
This is one example

 

[task0778]

In the next few decades , the toilet will also serve another very important role

Your toilet won’t just wash your filthy smelly disgusting wastes !!

It will be loaded with sensors that can scan genetic materials, DNA and human cells .
It will be able to detect very early cancerous cells many years before they become cancer .
Your toilet will serve as a first line defense for your future health

Should I give a shit?

 

[Hossfly]

In the next few decades , the toilet will also serve another very important role

Your toilet won’t just wash your filthy smelly disgusting wastes !!

It will be loaded with sensors that can scan genetic materials, DNA and human cells .
It will be able to detect very early cancerous cells many years before they become cancer .
Your toilet will serve as a first line defense for your future health

What about mop buckets? Do they collect all that data?

 

[toobfreak]

So........there's going to be a Colonoscopy surgeon in my toilet?

No. There is going to be a whole team of experts in a room down there with a telescope looking up Quasar's butt every time he sits down, to figure out why he starts these threads!

 

[yidnar]

In the next few decades , the toilet will also serve another very important role

Your toilet won’t just wash your filthy smelly disgusting wastes !!

It will be loaded with sensors that can scan genetic materials, DNA and human cells .
It will be able to detect very early cancerous cells many years before they become cancer .
Your toilet will serve as a first line defense for your future health

i heard you can even disable specific alerts on the new crappers ... for instance democrats would tire quickly of being told they have anal herpes every time they take a shit !

 

[Unkotare]

In the next few decades , the toilet will also serve another very important role

Your toilet won’t just wash your filthy smelly disgusting wastes !!

It will be loaded with sensors that can scan genetic materials, DNA and human cells .
It will be able to detect very early cancerous cells many years before they become cancer .
Your toilet will serve as a first line defense for your future health

There are already toilets that do all that.

 

[Colin norris]

Should I give a shit?

I have scales in mine. Every turd over 2 lb should be lowered in with a string.

 

[sear]

Future of toilets ??​

I'd say they're flush with possibilities. Three cheers for Mr. Hungry !!