Funny Urban Dictionary Definitions

[Bonzi]

Top Definition. politically correct.
- A way that we speak in America so we don't offend whining pussies.

 

[DarkFury]

My Fave....
Guno
A term that is used to refer to anything negative. It could be used as a noun or adjective.
George Bush is a guno
That was a guno move.
Those jeans are guno.
Urban Dictionary: Guno

 

[David_42]

Urban Dictionary: alabama hot pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.

 

[Bonzi]

pineapples
what the f*ck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid f*ck?
you should know what pineapples are.

 

[Bonzi]

Democrat
The political party opposite the Republican party. Their beliefs are that everyone should live on welfare, and no one should be too rich. That it's OK to kill innocent unborn children, but killing serial killers is bad. And that Socialism is OK, as long as you call it "change." Their mascot is a donkey, and it suits them.

 

[TheOldSchool]

"Santorum" is definitely the best Urban Dictionary word.

 

[Moonglow]

Top Definition. politically correct.
- A way that we speak in America so we don't offend whining pussies.

Hot Carl....

 

[Bonzi]

"Santorum" is definitely the best Urban Dictionary word.

ooooh... that was disgusting...

 

[Bonzi]

Top Definition. politically correct.
- A way that we speak in America so we don't offend whining pussies.

Hot Carl....

.... also totally disgusting!

 

[Moonglow]

Top Definition. politically correct.
- A way that we speak in America so we don't offend whining pussies.

Hot Carl....

.... also totally disgusting!

Cleveland Steamer...

 

[Moonglow]

Queff away sailor...

 

[Bonzi]

Top Definition. politically correct.
- A way that we speak in America so we don't offend whining pussies.

Hot Carl....

.... also totally disgusting!

Cleveland Steamer...

not looking it up... am done with you guys.............