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Sandy73

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A man went into a local tavern and took a seat
at the bar next to a woman patron.

He turned to her and said, "This is a special
day, I'm celebrating."

"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm
celebrating, too." She clinked glasses with
him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years
all my hens were infertile, but today they're
finally fertile."

"What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband
and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your
chickens become fertile?" she asked.

"I switched cocks," he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said.
 

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