Things NOT to say during sex

[Joz]

You've got to be kidding me.

Hurry up, the game's about to start.

Zzzzzzzzzzz

Okay if i tell my friends about this?

Hold on-let me change the channel.

Can you finish now, I have a meeting.

You ever see 'Basic Instinct'?

Don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.

Did I forget to tell you I got worms from my cat?

Mooooooooo

Stop moaning, you sound so stupid.

You're mom's cute.

Can we order pizza?