French tires for US Air Force

[padisha emperor]

Michelin, the french company, world leader in the tires domain, and world champion in Formula 1 with Renault, got a contract with US Air Force.

Then, the US fight planes will have tires brought by Michelin Aircraft Tires Company. Lockheed Martin will help Michelin to send all the tires everywhere in USA (48 hours) and in the world (96 hours).

The US Navy is also equiped with Michelin tires, and for the moment, 98% of satisfaction for the delivery periods.

 

[red states rule]

Do the tires only move in reverse? (assuming the enemy is attacking from the front)

 

[padisha emperor]

Do the tires only move in reverse? (assuming the enemy is attacking from the front)

well, if you want to know this, ask the US navy pilots. And ask the US Army vehicules drivers, they'll answer to you.

then, if you're correct, you'ld can say that if USA make a withdraw from Iraq, it would be the fault of the french tires...

 

[red states rule]

How do you confuse a French Soldier? Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it

 

[Annie]

At least they will be made with US Labor:

http://www.fwdailynews.com/articles/2007/01/27/greater_fort_wayne/news/today/1-26story1.txt

Tires for military vehicles will be made in Woodburn

The U.S. Department of Defense's Web site confirmed that Greenville, N.C.-based Michelin North America Inc. was awarded a contract from the department to produce tires for the High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicles.

The tires will be made in Woodburn, in eastern Allen County.

This revises an existing contract between the department and Michelin that had been in place since July 21, 2006. The production work is expected to end by Oct. 31, 2007.

 

[red states rule]

What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf?

The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells

 

[padisha emperor]

What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf?

The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells

Wll, this is not at all the subject of this thread, but if you want to put here some jokes... Why not ?

What is the difference between an American and a M1A1 Abrams ?


20 pounds.

 

[red states rule]

Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once

Lke most of Europe, France sucks.

 

[padisha emperor]

FAMAS :


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FAMAS_%28rifle%29

 

[red states rule]

If this a pic of a french soldier, he forgot his white flag

that is standard issue for the french "army"

 

[manu1959]

well i guess this is one way for the french to go to war and not surrender

 

[manu1959]

Wll, this is not at all the subject of this thread, but if you want to put here some jokes... Why not ?

What is the difference between an American and a M1A1 Abrams ?


20 pounds.

what is the differnce between a frenchman and an asshole.........














nothing

 

[red states rule]

Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts?

They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags.

 

[manu1959]

how many frenchmen does it take to win a war?















no clue

 

[red states rule]

Where are the brave French soldiers buried?

There aren't any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil.

 

[trobinett]

At least they will be made with US Labor:

http://www.fwdailynews.com/articles/2007/01/27/greater_fort_wayne/news/today/1-26story1.txt

This is exactly what WJ, and I were talking about on another thread.

We must watch this closely.

I was a little confused as to why padisha emperor started this thread, the way he did. I hope it wasn't a lame attempt at European snobbery.

I wouldn't mind "bouncing" a few questions off him, just for the Euro perceptive.

 

[Annie]

This is exactly what WJ, and I were talking about on another thread.

We must watch this closely.

I was a little confused as to why padisha emperor started this thread, the way he did. I hope it wasn't a lame attempt at European snobbery.

I wouldn't mind "bouncing" a few questions off him, just for the Euro perceptive.

PE is 'pro-French' and spins all he can to make them look 'glorified.' I've learned to check out things a bit, before reacting.

 

[trobinett]

PE is 'pro-French' and spins all he can to make them look 'glorified.' I've learned to check out things a bit, before reacting.

Aww, that explains the "piling on" by two posters I respect.

 

[Annie]

Aww, that explains the "piling on" by two posters I respect.

Ok, Said1 and I do give him a hard time, but I did find the link!

 

[akiboy]

Where are the brave French soldiers buried?

There aren't any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil.

Napolean's Old guard would not have liked to hear this if they were still alive today! ANyways , the French Rafale fighter is pretty cool...