RadiomanATL
Senior Member
Too funny
2002 Focus good reliable first car
...more at link.
2002 Focus good reliable first car
Looking for a first car for a teen? This car is absolutely brilliant. Its got low mileage (68k), has been super reliable, and is excellent on gas. Since youre likely paying for the gas, this will make things much cheaper on you. I average like 37MPG to a tank. And with such low mileage, itll work great for a long long time.
But you wanna know the best reason to buy this car for your kid?
Its slow as shit. You dont have to worry about speeding tickets or accidents in this baby. Your kid could have a 1 mile run and hit a brick wall not wearing a seatbelt and not be going fast enough to do shit. And there wont be any sense in him getting some shitty ass fart can off of eBay this car has the super slow SPI engine, no sense in trying to make it any faster. Its a 4-door, so your kid wont try to put gay ass Lambo doors on it. It is still possible to fit this with a body kit, but if youd like, for an extra $200, I can stab him in the face if he does this.
...more at link.