anotherlife

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Health education in schools don't help. Insurance penalties don't help. Sugar tax don't help. But I have an idea that will. Let's trade the nation's girls' measurements on stock exchanges. Groovy girls are fewer and fewer every year. If their curves are a paper trade, then you will make millions on the ever dwindling supply. The last shapely curvy girl will make you a multi millioner billioner.

So why will this work? Because girls hate nothing more than when men bet on what they will do next. As a result, all the obese girls will start getting into shape all by their own effort, just to prove the speculators wrong.

Your take? Discuss.
 

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